Tuesday, July 22, 2008

How To Avoid Bittergent

STROKE CAUSES TENSION IN A DISTRICT

According to the site "Against Cano, last Monday July 14," while workers EDES company worked to repair power lines in the area of \u200b\u200bCorrientes, a power generator suffered a damage and caused a stroke strain that affected the surrounding houses . "( see full story here ). This power surge caused the burn and / or impairment of the appliances of nine blocks around, breakdown of the company said it will take over.

However, the greatest damage from the shock energy is invisible to the eye, as the essence of "The Prince", and inaudible to the ears or toilet to the bathroom. The Division Paranormal Research of "The Crab Gaviotero" is able to declare that released electrical malfunction about 1000 Watts to the network, resulting in a proton particle acceleration equal to the object's mass divided by the square of the hypotenuse of Corrientes, which ultimately catapulted the neighborhood suffered behind a temporo-spatial barrier.

Thus, the residents of the dwelling now affected nine blocks in the middle of an anomaly of the time, having fallen into a "hole" of the universe that placed them at-least-one term ago. Therefore, some experts say they should raise their claims to the (for the rest of the city) dismissed Dr. Rodolfo Lopes, and who appear to be floating in a time that would be among the Day the Friend "from 2005 and searches of the Municipality in 2006. Proof of this is the finding in a corner of a pointer (intact!), a native of Panem Botica and in his back reads:" To Christian, friend and colleague ... Good luck in Germany! - Signed: Rodolfo ".-




consulted by this means, Dr. Lopes declined to testify, but stated that" still believes Justice "and" all those living in a temporal-spatial anomaly are anomalous and reactionaries. "

Meanwhile, Monica Grimberg, former Secretary of many loads, said that " if I am called to handle that area, I return it now, eh? ... not how to govern the whole bay, but something is started." He said again despite all the plugs burned and unable to recharge your cell phone. "I also burnt and yet I put it forward" - added, " is that governance is my struggle, my dedication to service, the reason for my life. Those who know me know I'm like Evita but plugged into the phase ... "he said, excited.

Meanwhile, the Directorate of Public Relations and Parenteral EDES said in a statement that the company take to pay the damages suffered by the residents the same amount of time than expected, regardless of the time when those are. "If you were three years ago, then had to wait a total of eight or ten more. To mourn the pipes ... or better: the cables! Ha ha ha!" - concluded, fun. --------------------


Thursday, July 17, 2008

Wooden Fingerboards Under 10 Dollars

TEMPORAL ANOMALY AS NO FOOTBALL, SENATE HAVE

At dawn today at the National Stadium Senate found "The Afavores" versus "found" in the final match for the "Trophy Retention." Early around the stadium the atmosphere was festive by the presence of thousands of supporters who attended to encourage their teams, although dominated by the colors of the local Afavores who played for coming and encouraged by his narrow victory in the Tournament Representatives. " Looking for supporters of the concentrated in the charming neighborhood of Palermo, especially in the themed bar "Crazy X Soy", which was decorated by colorful flags and parcantas capybara leather.

Since the ball rolled out of the meeting was exciting, was succeeded actions, technicians moved the bench and either team would "stick and stick" attacking or shortcuts in the 1080 minutes The match lasted. Transited

midnight when the fans erupted in celebration of Afavores, since the center-half Catamarca Ramón Saadi drove it into a corner, after arranging his contract with the leadership during halftime. However, it would be after both joy was anticipated: almost in the final minute, when the party passed away, when the players relished Afavores lift the "Detention" Emilio Racheb santiagueño eluded all makes and soft touch to the output Pampuro .

36 to 36. Overvoltage

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extra time was needed for it to appear Cobos, the debutante, the coat, who despite showing hesitant and nervous during the whole play, managed to snub the combative Michael Pichetto kissing useful to place the stick left, right, the club official.

And it was the end. Euphoria and patties aside. Sadness and choripanes other. The two faces of football ... horns or what is it that we see on TV while the AFA rests.




E. STATEMENTS Rached (Find - Santiago del Estero):
"Now I can go take a nap?"
C. Reutemann (Find-Santa Fe):
"Winning something I find very strange."
R. Saadi (Afavores - Catamarca): "Uh ... I missed the awards twine "
J. Cobos (Find - Mendoza):
"I wanted, but did not want ... and then came, as I was ... and finally ... I do not know ... is a very difficult time. Sorry and thank you, hello and goodbye. Let history judge me ...";
M. Pichetto (Afavores - Black River): "Cobos has no codes"
Juan Codes (Leimportauncornos - Claypole):
"Pichetto not Cobos"

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Monday, July 7, 2008

Colored Plastic Bracelets

Impose PANCHOS

have been regularized in view of the Sale of Fast Food in Development and Sales Positions Located on the Public Highway (better known as "pancheros"), the Director of Revenue Compulsive Ignacio Navarro Montoya overtook "The Crab Gaviotero " the municipal government will tax that activity in the form of" sliding tax. "

"Now that we have normalized and are doing well, we will be at least 40% of hot dogs to start - said Montoya - In the future we will advance other items. "

The measure taken unawares by the score of local farmers who did not expect such a lien and right in this time of year. Panchero leader Francisco D'Angulo said that " sausages are about to be boiled and a tax of this size alters the relationship pancho / dollar. Tenermos What to do? Let him rot in the fridge for a couple of dumplings cake just want us out? "he concluded, gourmet.

EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF HAMBURGER

While Navarro Montoya está acostumbrado a atajar todo tipo de conflictos, acaso sienta que este asunto pueda resbalársele de las manos como embutido untado con mayonesa. “ Los productores de panchos tienen que entender ” – explica – “ que cuando un ciudadano sale de las boites como Brancaleone o Rancho X, siente un terrible apetito y la primera necesidad es comer una salchicha o un Paty. Ellos, los reaccionarios, los pancheros de la abundancia, pretenden hacernos un carrito-out patronal para dejarnos sin alimentos, impidiendo una equitativa distribución de la hamburguesa. Por eso el pueblo todo le dice a estos señores... ¡¡con el hambre no se juega!!



Consultado regarding the main objectives of the measure, Montoya promises with those funds " open carts in the neighborhoods to regulate the domestic market, which is centralized in large pools pancheros. We also intend to subsidize alternative products such as cubanito and caramelized. "

Calentito THE
PANCHOS

At the end of this issue transcended the Roundtable Panchera foresee a cut in the internal roads of the Plaza Rivadavia. "It will individuals and a bicycle. -warn - circular or not let the ice cream or that you take pictures with pony. " Given this virtual "hiatus" productive, explained that " with these deductions, and increases in inputs such as Ketchum and mustard, the activity becomes untenable. It is much more profitable to produce Hot Dogs in New York hot dogs here, because at least there dollar charged. "

Strikes Montoya:" not threaten to take me places or go for Nu-York. I remind these coup that the deductions are mobile, like a toy car ... And above are going to pursue them wherever they go! ".

Without doubt, the clash divided society. While Vegetarian Union issued a brief statement saying that " conflict us a damn" (sic), cultural figures like Pancho Ibañez. Pancho Dotto, Mostaza Merlo and Enzo has been calling for a speedy solution.

Moreover, in our city, began to move cars with stickers reading "I am with Los Panchos", signed by a "Group Estela Raval. Concern.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Template For Sc Driver's License

DEDUCTIONS TO CONFUSION: Olympus relegated to the "B", BUT NOT TO BE REPORTED TO MAYOR STRONG TECHNICAL


Great astonishment was
at Olympus last Monday when coach (until Sunday) First Division team arrived at the stadium Carminatti Club with a bag with 74 balls and cycling, as was his custom during the Torneo Clausura 2008. The employee of the institution aurinegra Estebán Céspedes (maintainer of the court), told "The Crab Gaviotero" Daniel got out of his Aurorita Florit, left the ball on the floor, arranged some cones on the grass and after ringing a whistle hanging around his neck, ordered "six laps around the field" to an empty stadium. Daniel

Florit had to take charge of first team football when - Overwhelmed by the bad results - Saporiti had to resign and his assistant Etchaniz not reached a settlement.
soft-spoken and distant tone, the novel aroused some curiosity coach in the means of the capital, who saw it as a "weirdo" in the current maelstrom of football.

- "How Olympus sees loss ahead of the category?" - Asked, for example, the chronicler of "Olé."
- "If ... no ... I do not know ... no idea ... I do not look at the average ... not understand anything "- he answered evasively.
- "But on Sunday faces a direct rival in the fight for relegation, right? "- insisted the Noter's" Contemporary Country Ranch "
-" If ... no ... I do not know ... I do not look at the fixture, it is very boring ... "- replied, far away.
- "But you think you'll fall or not?" - Was desperate correspondent "Bricollage Extreme"
- "If ... no ... I do not know ... I do not think ... that's boring, too. "

On Sunday 22 June, all local aurinegro fell against Estudiantes 2-1, thereby diluting his last chance to stay in the AFA Senior Tournament After the meeting, could be seen Daniel Florit sitting on the bench, serious and fearless, and it was this attitude that reminded Sebastian Cespedes, canchero of Carminatti, when he saw him give orders to a field of play without players, a day after the game. Account

Lawns: I approached and asked "what does, Florian?"

- Eh ... I do not know ... Why do you ask? You is what means? - coach investigated.
- of none, Florian. I Céspedes ... - answers.
- Céspedes "? - remembers - Céspedes "? What position you play?
- None, Florian. I take care of the grass.
- And what is here, in the middle of training? Come to water later! - coach ordered
- What training? - said Sinatra - Nobody ! If the championship is over!
- Finished? When?
- Yesterday, Florian! We lost ... descended ...
- Who fell? "Olympus?
- Si ... us ... Olympus ...
Céspedes
Account the technician's eyes narrowed as a Chicata trying to watch and then muttered something like "oh .. what cag ... "

- " But I do not watch soccer is boring " - said at last, as a farewell.
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Sunday, June 15, 2008

What Are The Signs Of Stomach Failure

"BAHIA BLANCA LIVES OF BASKETBALL, FIELD NO "

The Mayor of the city, Dr. Cristian Breitenstein (FPV), said this morning to be concerned conflict that the national government with the rural entities, but recalled that "Delhi is a 95% urban municipality, we have nothing to do with cows and cornfields."

"Our Rates from resources, "he added - but also the increase in rates and the recalculation of ABS. Additionally, the main export product is the basketball, basketball and smoke breathing Bay Pole, but it depends entirely on basketball ... I mean. "

When asked how it impacts on the domestic economy, the forceful Breinteinstein Mayor said that "the City commissioned a survey of a consultant around here and the conclusions are final: 87.8% of men who buy in the warehouse or CatBaloo play, have played basketball or have ever seen on television. , 99.6 % Of women believe that the basketball bahienses are high. There is nothing more to say, all that matters is the basketball. "

Asked whether from the political point of view it should be regarded as taking a position, the mayor replied: "No way, I do not drink, especially when driving. However, I must say that I prefer to antagonize De Angelis and not to any of the Ginobili. For that I was elected by my people. " Despite

understand that it must be kept entirely outside the conflict area, government, think that a Solomonic solution will satisfy both parties. According to the Bible, King Solomon ordered to halve child it was played as a child of two women concluded the mayor that "it should do ... sorry Rein, President: from the field as a cheese once and send the money from the Terminal."

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Cover Letter Bottle Shop

" THE REAL ESTATE Oligarchy "and" THE BREEDING OF TENANTS: AN EFFECTIVE ALTERNATIVE TO THE CRISIS OF THE FIELD "NO VOTE KRISTINA

The constant complaint of the ruling oligarchy merely lay bare the lack of imagination of our producers, who can not be modeled as economic alternatives that many suffer from month to month and has been called "The Real Oligarchy"

What does it cost to rent a one bedroom apartment (approximately 50 m2) in Bahia Blanca? From $ 650 to $ 750, put an average of $ 700. There could be stacked between 2 to 3 students or 2 plus a child married or divorced just do not want to be disturbed.

Moreover, on one hectare of field and in our area, we can have between one to two cows. Take two, so be generous. And more than cows, which are either macho and neutered ... steers, bah. Counting since birth the calf until it is sold ready for the grill will take two years to rounding. At that time and our acre achieve fortunate, sell 800 kg of meat at $ 4.00 a kilo (also hopefully). That gives us a total of $ 3,200.

In the little apartment of 50 m2, the total income of a 2-year contract also is $ 16,800, osea: $ 336 per m2. In the field (and elsewhere) a hectare is 10,000 m2, so the income of a "contract" of two years are $ 0.32 / m2. Thirty-two cents per meter!. Thousand times less than the rent of an apartment.

The alternative is clear: RAISING TENANTS MUST!. A 50m2 each (divorced, student, or what is achieved in the market), we fit 200 tenants per hectare. It is a good addition.

only thing to consider is that we have to start to pick a couple of acres near the route, so the guys can go to work. And you also have to give keys to the gate. At all. There are 200 keys, but ... something must be reversed.

The advantages are many: the tenant is fed alone, eats around or buy in a deli. It will not go moaning to ask for grazing or bale nor are we going to demand food for us. If you get sick, almost certainly has social work, while it is obvious that a cow does not have that possibility.

Tenants are not going to go fill in the fields of crap, as does the cow recklessly. By contrast, the shame will make them go to a corner where you just have to have the foresight to let the weeds grow.

Sometimes, tenants are reproduced. Pregnancy lasts 9 months, like cows. If we want we can stay with casalito and breeding, but we should make them leave the field quickly for the kids not to hang on the fence and cluttering up our rural consortium. Total sooner or later they will, because with the absence of credit, tenants only produce inquilinitos.
considered limiting
Some tenants require certain services, such as water, gas and electricity. This has clear advantages in cows, because they also need water, it is true, but it produces gas and electricity they do not say "moo." However, the profitability of tenant farming is so good, that could even think of a cablecito and a pair of pipes per hectare. Three hundred pesos per square meter given for everything!. A thousand times more profit than the flesh! If tenants are cold to be grouped together, whether we want to see a televisorcito Tinelli. Cows are also grouped into unit and drool as much as who is stupefied with "Bailando por un Sueño" or a presidential speech, but we must not forget that the income of the cow is much lower. Furthermore, there ruminant buy phones or "Reduce Fat Fast" or something to recommend the TV and it's really important for the economy.

With regard to construction, you can always make a little roof with sheets and a couple of low walls, such as farrowing of pigs and avail themselves of the shelter. No need nothing more, because remember that a tenant must be all the time "gates out" together for the rent, which is the product of the tenants, as the wool of sheep or pigs hams.

The cow gives us the money only after the flesh, that is, two years. Instead, the tenant "triggers" religiously from 1 to 5 for each month or we have to return the key to the gate.

When the hapless steer completes its cycle also ends up dead, while the (also unhappy) cast tenant terminates his contract, but in general breathing, to the extent that tenant farming is strongly supported by the Humane Society of the Animals. Moreover, the cow must be replaced to renew the cycle, while the tenant must be re-to making it back to renew his contract ... And we even pay for that!.

So the advice to all owners of field is this: Adhere to the Oligarchy-producing real estate tenants. Allow yourself to tease with calving problems, rain, grass and cattle, accusing eyes of all those going to the fridge ruminants. If you have a lot of room, use a couple of hectares to raise the remaining tenants and allowed to grow weeds like soy or Gonzalez. They imagine that this profitability, but a 4x4 will be able to buy a 8x8 each 2x3.

For the country and its macro-economy, would solve one problem: With current law, tenants can not eat at a barbecue and we can not sell abroad. But anyway, ... who cares?. Produce or export food should not be a priority in our Argentina. Note that the field and the production or ministry have, so surely there must be transcendent things to think about.


ANDONI KLAUS ARANCIBIA