Tuesday, July 22, 2008

How To Avoid Bittergent

STROKE CAUSES TENSION IN A DISTRICT

According to the site "Against Cano, last Monday July 14," while workers EDES company worked to repair power lines in the area of \u200b\u200bCorrientes, a power generator suffered a damage and caused a stroke strain that affected the surrounding houses . "( see full story here ). This power surge caused the burn and / or impairment of the appliances of nine blocks around, breakdown of the company said it will take over.

However, the greatest damage from the shock energy is invisible to the eye, as the essence of "The Prince", and inaudible to the ears or toilet to the bathroom. The Division Paranormal Research of "The Crab Gaviotero" is able to declare that released electrical malfunction about 1000 Watts to the network, resulting in a proton particle acceleration equal to the object's mass divided by the square of the hypotenuse of Corrientes, which ultimately catapulted the neighborhood suffered behind a temporo-spatial barrier.

Thus, the residents of the dwelling now affected nine blocks in the middle of an anomaly of the time, having fallen into a "hole" of the universe that placed them at-least-one term ago. Therefore, some experts say they should raise their claims to the (for the rest of the city) dismissed Dr. Rodolfo Lopes, and who appear to be floating in a time that would be among the Day the Friend "from 2005 and searches of the Municipality in 2006. Proof of this is the finding in a corner of a pointer (intact!), a native of Panem Botica and in his back reads:" To Christian, friend and colleague ... Good luck in Germany! - Signed: Rodolfo ".-




consulted by this means, Dr. Lopes declined to testify, but stated that" still believes Justice "and" all those living in a temporal-spatial anomaly are anomalous and reactionaries. "

Meanwhile, Monica Grimberg, former Secretary of many loads, said that " if I am called to handle that area, I return it now, eh? ... not how to govern the whole bay, but something is started." He said again despite all the plugs burned and unable to recharge your cell phone. "I also burnt and yet I put it forward" - added, " is that governance is my struggle, my dedication to service, the reason for my life. Those who know me know I'm like Evita but plugged into the phase ... "he said, excited.

Meanwhile, the Directorate of Public Relations and Parenteral EDES said in a statement that the company take to pay the damages suffered by the residents the same amount of time than expected, regardless of the time when those are. "If you were three years ago, then had to wait a total of eight or ten more. To mourn the pipes ... or better: the cables! Ha ha ha!" - concluded, fun. --------------------


Thursday, July 17, 2008

Wooden Fingerboards Under 10 Dollars

TEMPORAL ANOMALY AS NO FOOTBALL, SENATE HAVE

At dawn today at the National Stadium Senate found "The Afavores" versus "found" in the final match for the "Trophy Retention." Early around the stadium the atmosphere was festive by the presence of thousands of supporters who attended to encourage their teams, although dominated by the colors of the local Afavores who played for coming and encouraged by his narrow victory in the Tournament Representatives. " Looking for supporters of the concentrated in the charming neighborhood of Palermo, especially in the themed bar "Crazy X Soy", which was decorated by colorful flags and parcantas capybara leather.

Since the ball rolled out of the meeting was exciting, was succeeded actions, technicians moved the bench and either team would "stick and stick" attacking or shortcuts in the 1080 minutes The match lasted. Transited

midnight when the fans erupted in celebration of Afavores, since the center-half Catamarca Ramón Saadi drove it into a corner, after arranging his contract with the leadership during halftime. However, it would be after both joy was anticipated: almost in the final minute, when the party passed away, when the players relished Afavores lift the "Detention" Emilio Racheb santiagueño eluded all makes and soft touch to the output Pampuro .

36 to 36. Overvoltage

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extra time was needed for it to appear Cobos, the debutante, the coat, who despite showing hesitant and nervous during the whole play, managed to snub the combative Michael Pichetto kissing useful to place the stick left, right, the club official.

And it was the end. Euphoria and patties aside. Sadness and choripanes other. The two faces of football ... horns or what is it that we see on TV while the AFA rests.




E. STATEMENTS Rached (Find - Santiago del Estero):
"Now I can go take a nap?"
C. Reutemann (Find-Santa Fe):
"Winning something I find very strange."
R. Saadi (Afavores - Catamarca): "Uh ... I missed the awards twine "
J. Cobos (Find - Mendoza):
"I wanted, but did not want ... and then came, as I was ... and finally ... I do not know ... is a very difficult time. Sorry and thank you, hello and goodbye. Let history judge me ...";
M. Pichetto (Afavores - Black River): "Cobos has no codes"
Juan Codes (Leimportauncornos - Claypole):
"Pichetto not Cobos"

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Monday, July 7, 2008

Colored Plastic Bracelets

Impose PANCHOS

have been regularized in view of the Sale of Fast Food in Development and Sales Positions Located on the Public Highway (better known as "pancheros"), the Director of Revenue Compulsive Ignacio Navarro Montoya overtook "The Crab Gaviotero " the municipal government will tax that activity in the form of" sliding tax. "

"Now that we have normalized and are doing well, we will be at least 40% of hot dogs to start - said Montoya - In the future we will advance other items. "

The measure taken unawares by the score of local farmers who did not expect such a lien and right in this time of year. Panchero leader Francisco D'Angulo said that " sausages are about to be boiled and a tax of this size alters the relationship pancho / dollar. Tenermos What to do? Let him rot in the fridge for a couple of dumplings cake just want us out? "he concluded, gourmet.

EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF HAMBURGER

While Navarro Montoya está acostumbrado a atajar todo tipo de conflictos, acaso sienta que este asunto pueda resbalársele de las manos como embutido untado con mayonesa. “ Los productores de panchos tienen que entender ” – explica – “ que cuando un ciudadano sale de las boites como Brancaleone o Rancho X, siente un terrible apetito y la primera necesidad es comer una salchicha o un Paty. Ellos, los reaccionarios, los pancheros de la abundancia, pretenden hacernos un carrito-out patronal para dejarnos sin alimentos, impidiendo una equitativa distribución de la hamburguesa. Por eso el pueblo todo le dice a estos señores... ¡¡con el hambre no se juega!!



Consultado regarding the main objectives of the measure, Montoya promises with those funds " open carts in the neighborhoods to regulate the domestic market, which is centralized in large pools pancheros. We also intend to subsidize alternative products such as cubanito and caramelized. "

Calentito THE
PANCHOS

At the end of this issue transcended the Roundtable Panchera foresee a cut in the internal roads of the Plaza Rivadavia. "It will individuals and a bicycle. -warn - circular or not let the ice cream or that you take pictures with pony. " Given this virtual "hiatus" productive, explained that " with these deductions, and increases in inputs such as Ketchum and mustard, the activity becomes untenable. It is much more profitable to produce Hot Dogs in New York hot dogs here, because at least there dollar charged. "

Strikes Montoya:" not threaten to take me places or go for Nu-York. I remind these coup that the deductions are mobile, like a toy car ... And above are going to pursue them wherever they go! ".

Without doubt, the clash divided society. While Vegetarian Union issued a brief statement saying that " conflict us a damn" (sic), cultural figures like Pancho Ibañez. Pancho Dotto, Mostaza Merlo and Enzo has been calling for a speedy solution.

Moreover, in our city, began to move cars with stickers reading "I am with Los Panchos", signed by a "Group Estela Raval. Concern.

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