DAMASO Larraburu IS DEFENDED: "I had nothing to do with the raids on Gaviotero El Cangrejo"
After the surprise raids on the offices of the Editorial "Krusty " ( see more HERE) where you issue the popular tabloid "The Crab Gaviotero" , the ex - Member, ex - Candidate and former Mayor of All - Fridge Larraburu had to leave this morning to the crossing of rumors linking him as the mastermind of these procedures. "Everything Everyone knows that I am part of the Board of Banco Provincia - clarified - Note that the raids were at 9 and 20 am, when I, as a good bank, until 10 not move a finger. " Asked what he was doing on the morning of February 28, said he does not remember, but more likely it is to find "the broomrape grooming" or "solar in bed."
added that the legal proceedings " learned the two or three days, for a while that neither read the paper" explaining that "tends to overestimate my my influence and political power, when in fact I am a simple citizen like any other. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a conference call with George Double V (by Bush, R. n.) horn to see what we do with all the mess in the Middle East ".-
SPEAK BREITENSTEIN FROM GERMANY: "Where is that left Bay?"
Dr. Cristian Breitenstein told our correspondent in Bavaria that he "was trying not suit anyone mayor," as said response to a hypothetical Rodolfo Lopes conspiracy to succeed him in office. "I did not taste suit mayor, because I have very clear that I would be huge " - said. " Also, I'm quite calm in Germany and not going back at least until after the World: parties here are live and not have to take it to Buyanoski! "
When asked why he left the country when he was term as Councilman for two years, Breitenstein explained that he preferred to stay ahead of the facts and go now, instead of having to flee at the end of his post.
" Anyway, I serve my people here, - he said - though of course diet is in Euros. Note that the problems of the Danube are the same as the Arroyo Napostá, although in another language: here Tell them scream NIET the bridge! "
When you are stressed with the possibility of taking over the chair of Bordeu, Councilmember Breitenstein was inconclusive, exclaiming in a Germanic accent perfect "Aminomejoden !"
TALAMONI GOMEZ WILL NOT REPRESENT LOPES: " I do not advocate this, or in a Sumo tournament "
The criminal lawyer Leonardo Gomez told Talamoni "The Crab Gaviotero" that although he was tempted by people from around the mayor to take over the case, he declined the invitation because "Lopes to defend or not three dozen sandwiches de miga "(sic). According Talamoni, "my clients are usually scoundrels simple, sweeping, Pung, an occasional murderer, as long ... but this is more fucked people. " He admitted he had access to the case and its seven bodies of records, but did not advance much because it was " boring "and fell asleep on the second bill trout.
Talamoni concluded that "Lopes going to defend the same lawyer that the dentist Barreda, and if they start thinking, okay ... because the two go to jail for mine! Jua, jua ! In the mines ! Juaaaa ! Barreda lost by the woman and the mother and Rodolfo ... ! Jua ! Jua ! "They understand
?..." No, Talamoni. We do not understand.
OF JESUS \u200b\u200bIS NOT JUDAS: "How much municipal affair with the car, I was a sweet potato"
Juan de Jesus, Mayor of the Municipality of the Coast, denied having "sent to the front " a colleague and Rodolfo Lopes mate for having given the order for the City to go to Bariloche vacation. " Rodo no reason to complain. - Jesus said - I came to the push of a commissioner and I sang all to save me. But those are the codes of politics and I am sure in my place, he would do the same. Anyway, Rodo is like Amilcar Camphor, the popular despotism end ... it never going to happen ! ". Regarding the use
who gave the order, Bush said that " the people of Delhi can rest easy, since I returned this catramina decarbonized, washed and with the tank half full. I admit that I stepped on a straight bit in the Colorado River, but after that I swear I had a 140. "
concluded by saying he does not understand the anger of Bahía Blanca mayor, who had described as" tourist "and" reactionary . " According to Jesus, "Rodo I brought a box raw chocolate and the small apron. That's a lot more than I brought my mother . "
THE WIZARD OF MONICA GRIMBERG DISCLAIMS practicing black magic, " With it I can only Blonde Magic"
David Zomoza Merlin is a municipal employee, Mind Control instructor, reiki and bonsai in height. Recently achieved notoriety in the media attributed to him black magic practices to collaborate with the Secretariat of Government, Professor Monica Grimberg. Male
calm and friendly, spoke with "The Crab Gaviotero" while stirring a cauldron his wand. " I do not do weird things - warns, while added to the brew bat scratch widower Full Moon - although I admit having helped the teacher in everything asked me." Note that for the 2005 campaign of the Front for Victory made the so-called "Miracle of Multiplication Phones " devices that were used by officials to hear the voice of the people. According
Zomoza tells Merlin, " Monica recently were working with almost esoteric ability to levitate above the public, but there is no black magic in that, because everything happens for Mind Control. She controls both your mind erases every thought, to the extent that it may take months without a be known. "
When correspondent "The Crab ..." questioned him about how he got a plant by the council, issued a sympathetic Zomoza Merlin "Zim-Zala -bin" and were vaporized in the air, ending the interview. -------------------------------------------------
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