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BREITENSTEIN THE DECISION IS: ANOTHER STEP SCHOLARSHIP IN SHAOLIN MONASTERY

Dr. Cristian Breitenstein confirmed to "The Crab Gaviotero" found late in the process of a scholarship to go to China to learn Kung-Fu. " I said in my first press conference was very concerned about security in Bahia Blanca. What better for the city to have a mayor skilled in the arts of combat? "Asked about when to travel to as far away country, Dr. Breitenstein said that " right now, as Kwai Chang Caine leaves office. The idea is that I replace him as an apprentice, because the teachers are very demanding on the issue of quota. This is very good for my personal ambition to my political plans for my professional growth, my family and me. Ah ... and one of those is good for the city too. "
questioned by some sectors for abandoning his post as mayor in such difficult times, retorted by saying that" throughout my life I've always had a line of conduct: the Don Bosco Escort chose me and I deleted it all acts. Then when I got elected Councillor, I was a little time and I went to Germany. I did return to lead the city and the truth, I got bored. Now I love to be a Shaolin monk, shave my head and learn the position of the crane. What happens in the current policy is not respected consistency. "
Monastery you want to go Breitenstein is one of the best in the world and one of the Chinese as well. There, the Acting Mayor tries to be domestic.

LOPES DOES MINI-TOURS FOR YOUR LICENSE AND DO NOT SEEM TO TAKE THE PASSAT
Determined to maximize the 30-day license that is requested as mayor, Dr. Rodolfo Lopes decided to visit a agency tourism and arrange a mini-vacation package that will pay "with a mango overran me out there " (sic). Dr. Lopes says that " I'm tired of visiting the neighborhoods are always the same and are in the same place. I want to take a few days, walking, being quiet, away from phones, listening and paper shredders. " Among his destinations are the Tandil Moving Stone, Monument to the Turtle Manuelita in Pehuajó and a new form of ecotourism: the camouflaged seals watching each other (photo). "I love so prolific natural ecosystem of the Patagonia and the legal system as guarantor of Buenos Aires "he said. did not rule out some international travel. " Over there I see around the Cayman Islands, to leave a couple of suitcases. And then ... Disney Direct!. I always wanted to meet Mickey, a mouse so nice and reactionary. "
Asked what will make his return to his position as mayor, with the lawsuits, with the social and political disgrace and the disbandment of his staff deep, Lopes careless answer. " What I? When you return, see. ... If total is not going to happen at all! "

Othar: "WE ARE NOT AS Rodolfo"
The brand new Secretary of Municipal Government, Jorge Othar, gave a brief morning news conference to outline the policy of the new management. Othar asked not to compare them with the previous administration Lopes , saying "We are not as Rodolfo, are all jets! . " As there are several political officials that management will stay in it, had to clarify that " few monkeys: Cholo, Toto, Moncho ... other, "but gave no further details.
Politically, when asked about his Uceda past and subsequent shift to Justicialism Othar expressed his admiration for General Perón shouting " Pocho! Pocho! Sos grosso you! Colossus! . " He also recalled having supported at the time the (Mayor BA) Lopes, and he replied by a profound analysis of the administration of Mayor: " not stand it, fat fool! All low-cut protocol. Charged ... stole hornbills. Dopp shot, hit bottom. Tonto embarrassment! Today, I would not vote . "

AT LAST A SOLUTION FOR A SERIOUS ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEM: THE PAPER IS INSTALLED IN BAHIA!
Pressed by neighbors and environmental movements who opposed his installation in Uruguay, the Finnish pulp "Botnia" decided to set up your paper manufacturing plant in the city of Bahía Blanca. In return, it promises to cover all the election campaigns of all parties and deliver checks in all public libraries in every neighborhood.
"I have understood that Bay are not as Gualeguaychú " - said a senior officer of the company to " El Cangrejo ..." - " People will not be mobilized even if the killing . " However and in order to lead the protest against the possible installation of that factory, the Band of Neighbors " NO! To Napostá Bridge" decided to change their motto by " YES! Bridge the Napostá. " Require the immediate installation of a bridge over the creek, then power cut.

TUNESSI ATTACKS, raging
In the last session of the City Council and faithful to his habit of giving quick answers to important problems, the owner of the local legislative body attacked this time against the Traffic Division commune: " the checkpoint must be removed from Chiclana and once O'Higgins" - Juan Pedro Tunessi shouted, enraged. hinders trams! " He said more than once nearly hit the checkpoint while driving normally with his galley. Asked by
"The Crab ..." regarding the situation of Dr. Rodolfo Lopes Tunessi clarified: " Ah, well, well ..! That will have to wait. Excuse me, but there are legal time limits to comply . "

RUIZ JULIO LOPES DISCLAIMS distanced: "NOT ignore it. JUST DO NOT GIVE BALL "
Councilman Front for Victory and former advocate of the position of Dr. Lopes in the" Rodo-gate ", denied this morning have taken away as a result of Mr. Mayor of his political decline. "Lopes ? Who is Lopes?" re-Ruiz asked our correspondent, while whizzed pancakes for breakfast. envoy "The Crab ..." should show a photo of the doctor to get it placed. " Ahhh ... - reminded the council - is this is that of the raids, no? Yes, now I remember. What a mess! . " When he was told that until recently he had defended the position of Mayor, retorted: " So what's wrong? For me it is a form of consistency: I was always official. Now I'm with Brent ... Brient ... have ... teins .. ten o-as-sea-to-his-name. The death bank! ".

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SOLÁ ADMITS: "I let go of HAND BECAUSE YOU LOPES sweating" deeply remorseful
with the political situation in Delhi was the governor Felipe Solá a brief interview with The Crab Gaviotero. " "It's a great sadness that has come out in all the newspapers" - said, to add: "to make matters worse, the news also came across all channels and also on the radio." Prompted by the correspondent of "The Crab ..." that the problem also appeared on the Internet, the Governor said that " situation becomes untenable, especially with his weight Lopes. However, it is fundamental to democracy than when it falls a mayor of a city as important as Bahia Blanca, we never spill in La Plata "

Bahiense JOURNALISTS ASSOCIATION AGAINST BRENTEINSTEIN:" WE NEED A Surveyor that can be pronounced "
An emphatic rejection of the appointment as mayor of the City Council last night issued Brenteinstein Cristian "El Hepatopancreas" disseminator of Bahienses Journalists Association. "Brenteinstein not look like a Christian name, and apostolic bahiense. It is full of tein-stein and diphthongs and that these in-between. So you can not laburar. "He added that" until we Grimberg Balajovsky bancábamos and we sounded funny, almost bullet. But this Brein-not-know-how and it seems a joke, a wisecrack or a joke. How long names stateless persons in positions of power? "he asks. culminates saying" see this ... it was well Lopes.. "

CHANGE BETWEEN NEW viruses and prions: AVIAN INSANITY "
The World Health Organization study with concern a strange mutation that would have happened in America with the virus of Avian Influenza and the producing agent of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy or "Mad Cow." When you have new syndrome called "Madness Avian and so far have a single case in the city of Bahía Blanca australísima, when a woman in her 40 years (declared) had to leave their infected by the imbalance a gull. Mrs. "G Monica." began his illness with a fever which progressed to fire, incontinence, hair, social spasm and inability to talk on the phone. At first kept idle, but kept it so well that is not found. His doctor advised him bed for 30 days and stay quiet, because he would be (just) on the headboard. "Oh ... 're silly, fat! "would have answered it, then invite him to drink mate with bills trout along the husband. So far, WHO could not determine in this "triangle epidemic" if the doctor is also affected, if there was spread to a nearby chicken or actually did all freaks before.

DA TUNESSI Quick Answers to Key Issue: "PASSARELLA SHOULD GIVE A STEP TO THE SIDE"
very hard with the highest leadership was Councilman Juan Pedro Tunessi to the issues that are common knowledge. "I can not put it that brought Gallardo when he was playing well. Look how could not set and when he was to win, he finished tied for Boca. " Asked what he thought the referee's decision to charge Pezzotta penalty on the hour, Alderman said: "We believe in justice and in the beginning abide by its decisions. Anyway, we form a committee be issued on this issue when no one cares. " Meanwhile, city council spokesmen warn that too many records back and that it is necessary that the fundamental issues that plague the city, full compliance with all legal time. So prepare a document to the Malon, 1859 refusal, said that a deal will focus on the fall plenary session of Tsar Nicholas II. Lopes for what we have to wait.