Monday, March 20, 2006

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LOPES asked for the helicopter to De la Rua, Tinelli CHARGES AND SAYS: "I AM A POLITICAL PRISONER"


informed sources overtook him "The Crab Gaviotero" once called the arrest of Mayor Rodolfo Lopes by the judge Stemphelet, Bush would have requested the helicopter to the former - President Fernando de la Rua to flee when it sees fit from the heights of the Communal Palace.

Orden would have said "if I loaned the Passat to Jesus (N. de la R: Mayor of the party of the Coast), not think there is inconvenience that the pacifier to give me the helicopter."
Lopes
The idea would be to ask for political asylum in Villa Mitre and from there to captain the Anti-Tax Stateless Society and Reactionary ("SAFAR"), which operate in the shadows and tactical command to retrieve Society for the Promotion of the neighborhood along with the remains of the booty that remained of the campaign.

The sources commented that the current Secretary of Government, Professor Monica Grimberg, would have supported the airline's request, arguing that "Isabel if the soldiers took her out and went by helicopter to López Rega, I deserve the same treatment . Commissioner Maggi then assume the government, while my warlock and I face to the terrace .

Meanwhile, the mayor Lopes would be preparing your next statement, which is noted on the back of the recipes in "Tranquinal" :

- "A I also destabilized Tinelli "
-" I am a political prisoner ";
-" We'll get to the cause until the last consequences, and prove my innocence ";
-" I'll serve until the end of the month, and reimbursement me another 15 lucas "

Regarding the first statement, he recalled that at this time not issued any program on any channel Marcelo Tinelli the country, which Lopes commented: " Oh, no? ... ufa ... I do not see much TV, my commitment to the people leaves me no time. "

For their part, and consulted "The Crab ..." , the popular entertainer said "Lopes did not mimic" because "no one knows what" nor "what you do may cause some grace" (sic). - ---------------------------------------------



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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

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The roll-PES "Larraburu , BREITENSTEIN, TALAMONI GOMEZ, JESUS \u200b\u200bAND THE WIZARD MERLIN BROKE THE SILENCE AND DO NOT FIX OR WITH A CHECK OF THE CRAB Gaviotero

DAMASO Larraburu IS DEFENDED: "I had nothing to do with the raids on Gaviotero El Cangrejo"

After the surprise raids on the offices of the Editorial "Krusty " ( see more HERE) where you issue the popular tabloid "The Crab Gaviotero" , the ex - Member, ex - Candidate and former Mayor of All - Fridge Larraburu had to leave this morning to the crossing of rumors linking him as the mastermind of these procedures. "Everything Everyone knows that I am part of the Board of Banco Provincia - clarified - Note that the raids were at 9 and 20 am, when I, as a good bank, until 10 not move a finger. " Asked what he was doing on the morning of February 28, said he does not remember, but more likely it is to find "the broomrape grooming" or "solar in bed."

added that the legal proceedings " learned the two or three days, for a while that neither read the paper" explaining that "tends to overestimate my my influence and political power, when in fact I am a simple citizen like any other. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a conference call with George Double V (by Bush, R. n.) horn to see what we do with all the mess in the Middle East ".-

SPEAK BREITENSTEIN FROM GERMANY: "Where is that left Bay?"

Dr. Cristian Breitenstein told our correspondent in Bavaria that he "was trying not suit anyone mayor," as said response to a hypothetical Rodolfo Lopes conspiracy to succeed him in office. "I did not taste suit mayor, because I have very clear that I would be huge " - said. " Also, I'm quite calm in Germany and not going back at least until after the World: parties here are live and not have to take it to Buyanoski! "

When asked why he left the country when he was term as Councilman for two years, Breitenstein explained that he preferred to stay ahead of the facts and go now, instead of having to flee at the end of his post.

" Anyway, I serve my people here, - he said - though of course diet is in Euros. Note that the problems of the Danube are the same as the Arroyo Napostá, although in another language: here Tell them scream NIET the bridge! "

When you are stressed with the possibility of taking over the chair of Bordeu, Councilmember Breitenstein was inconclusive, exclaiming in a Germanic accent perfect "Aminomejoden !"


TALAMONI GOMEZ WILL NOT REPRESENT LOPES: " I do not advocate this, or in a Sumo tournament "

The criminal lawyer Leonardo Gomez told Talamoni "The Crab Gaviotero" that although he was tempted by people from around the mayor to take over the case, he declined the invitation because "Lopes to defend or not three dozen sandwiches de miga "(sic). According Talamoni, "my clients are usually scoundrels simple, sweeping, Pung, an occasional murderer, as long ... but this is more fucked people. " He admitted he had access to the case and its seven bodies of records, but did not advance much because it was " boring "and fell asleep on the second bill trout.

Talamoni concluded that "Lopes going to defend the same lawyer that the dentist Barreda, and if they start thinking, okay ... because the two go to jail for mine! Jua, jua ! In the mines ! Juaaaa ! Barreda lost by the woman and the mother and Rodolfo ... ! Jua ! Jua ! "They understand

?..." No, Talamoni. We do not understand.

OF JESUS \u200b\u200bIS NOT JUDAS: "How much municipal affair with the car, I was a sweet potato"

Juan de Jesus, Mayor of the Municipality of the Coast, denied having "sent to the front " a colleague and Rodolfo Lopes mate for having given the order for the City to go to Bariloche vacation. " Rodo no reason to complain. - Jesus said - I came to the push of a commissioner and I sang all to save me. But those are the codes of politics and I am sure in my place, he would do the same. Anyway, Rodo is like Amilcar Camphor, the popular despotism end ... it never going to happen ! ". Regarding the use
who gave the order, Bush said that " the people of Delhi can rest easy, since I returned this catramina decarbonized, washed and with the tank half full. I admit that I stepped on a straight bit in the Colorado River, but after that I swear I had a 140. "

concluded by saying he does not understand the anger of Bahía Blanca mayor, who had described as" tourist "and" reactionary . " According to Jesus, "Rodo I brought a box raw chocolate and the small apron. That's a lot more than I brought my mother . "

THE WIZARD OF MONICA GRIMBERG DISCLAIMS practicing black magic, " With it I can only Blonde Magic"

David Zomoza Merlin is a municipal employee, Mind Control instructor, reiki and bonsai in height. Recently achieved notoriety in the media attributed to him black magic practices to collaborate with the Secretariat of Government, Professor Monica Grimberg. Male
calm and friendly, spoke with "The Crab Gaviotero" while stirring a cauldron his wand. " I do not do weird things - warns, while added to the brew bat scratch widower Full Moon - although I admit having helped the teacher in everything asked me." Note that for the 2005 campaign of the Front for Victory made the so-called "Miracle of Multiplication Phones " devices that were used by officials to hear the voice of the people. According
Zomoza tells Merlin, " Monica recently were working with almost esoteric ability to levitate above the public, but there is no black magic in that, because everything happens for Mind Control. She controls both your mind erases every thought, to the extent that it may take months without a be known. "

When correspondent "The Crab ..." questioned him about how he got a plant by the council, issued a sympathetic Zomoza Merlin "Zim-Zala -bin" and were vaporized in the air, ending the interview. -------------------------------------------------
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