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MEDICINE - PSYCHIATRY
ADVISE FUCK OUT OF SUBMITTED INSTEAD TO JUSTICE
heartbeat "excessive? Dizziness? "Permanent state of anxiety? Perhaps you suffer from autonomic dystonia , a nervous system disorder caused by excessive secretion of adrenaline. But ... Do not worry! Bahiense science has managed to find a cure: the Theatre Journal. What is this? To understand this we see a case presented by Dr. Sergio Guerstein, psychiatrist

"Patient Monica G., 40-odd well-kept long (heck) is presented for consultation on June 7, 2006 with a clear Syndrome of autonomic dystonia and reactive depression by having to go the next day at the Office No. 5 to testify against Dr. Gustavo Z. and a lot of unfair things that I'm sure did not. The poor thing is so crazy, so I extend a certificate to present to the appropriate and then go see that kicked him forward. "

recovery Monica G. was almost miraculous: the Thursday 8 presented the certificate and was not to declare the verge of collapse (see La Nueva Provincia ). However, just 48 hours later could be seen smiling in the front row of the Broadway Theatre Buenos Aires, enjoying the last work of Nito Artaza, with Moria Casan and Nicole Neumann in his debut as a showgirl (Score: 3 Crabs). It is true ... She was there!

"His progress was remarkable - continues Guerstein" That's going to fuck instead of declaring before the Justice, certainly has a vasodilator that stimulates supracondylar hepatopancreas gland, which in turn improves the sodium pump of the cells by its antioxidant action on the foramen distal colon. "

Knowledgeable sources say the Patient Monica G. (Today, almost a temp) would have been both physical and mental, that would be able to mount the same work that was to enjoy the scenes of our city, along with other ex - colleagues also showed imbalances nervous.

Ah ... What do you call the play? "The lunatics are sent" .

And all this is true ... but you do not believe it.

GENETIC

PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THE ISSUE OF THE MAYOR WITH A HYBRID TWO MUTANT

Finally, the solution does not come from the Justice must be done from science. Dr. Ernesto Mendel Swasson a Ph.D. in histogenetic Fusion Napostá National University and is currently serving a scholarship for further training in CRIBABB facilities in the resort of La Carrindanga. Mindful of the problems surrounding it, proposes a solution to the serious political crisis in the city: the use of engineering genetics to the creation of a mutant.

"Right now we have two mayors - explains, as if it were necessary - Lopes, who threatens to return, and another, Breitenstein, who wants to stay. Each has its characteristics, which can enhanced with genetic manipulation. "

Swasson Mendel says that from a sample of hair from beard Lopes and the Breintestein passport photo, you can create a mutant hybrid that both personalities. "I would call LOPESTEIN - get excited - and would add the virtues of both leaders. The mutant cell could speak German and would therefore be very difficult to fasten on a hearing. "

For the researcher, the Lopestein can be the first in a long list of mutants, like the X-Men, are called "B-Men" (being of Bahia) and to present extraordinary qualities. " For example, we could join the broomrape camperita Linares with Crucible and a leader would get as popular as fashion" is excited.

SOCIETY

INTERVIEWING THE UNHAPPY THAT INVENTED THE " BAHIA, Chakra ASPHALTING "

As recalled publication "Sixth Section" the missing weekly "Seven Days" in its issue dated May 17, 1971 dedicated a shout Bahia Blanca on the insulting title of "A Chakra Asphalt" article that provoked deep outrage throughout the town and many citizens now bitterly remembered. The pejorative statement responding to statements by a neighbor named Emiliano Spabatto, employee of 35 years, according to the publication "spent their leisure distilling his annoyance Tour "in the first block of the street Donado.

"It is useless - Spabatto said on that occasion - always will be a provincial town. There is no where to go. The movies are always the same movies. In plaza Rivadavia still being turning the dog. The girls go looking for a candidate desperate for a lifetime. See ... this is a paved farm " (" Seven Days "Publishing in April - 17/05/1971 - pag. 57-61). -

After a painstaking research that included private detectives, punctures phones and hidden cameras, "The Crab Gaviotero" last week could give the author of those words. Emiliano Spabatto is now an ex - employee of 70 years. Was found by our correspondent distilling their distaste for the city in the first block of street Donado. "It is useless, - Spabatto says, 35 years after that note- always will be a provincial town and now ... contaminated!. There is no where to go other than the shopping and when you stop you there all traffic lights. cinemas are never the same and worse movies I have 4 DVD Lucaioli fees. Rivadavia The square is full of dogs. The desperate girls looking for a ride official candidate to use the card for the unexpired term. See ... this is a paved farm, full of potholes and not a tomato. " Emiliano

Spabatto, obviously, an unhappy. TECHNOLOGY

INVENT A KARAOKE SYSTEM IN LISTENING TO APPEAR

As recited the slogan of a famous credit card, "membership has its benefits " and attentive to that maxim, the engineers of Radio Cologne just to launch the " Judicial Rodocola - Digital Sound ", a kind of Jukebox - Karaoke with integrated circuits and eight cylinder" B "(with" B "long" Bahia Blanca "). The Rodocola allows listeners included in the so-called "Bay Gate", although no one knows who called. The user enters his name on a small screen, select the crime in which you appear, chant " For birth between oceans and plains " in a small microphone and so is registered his name and voice. Then the "Rodocola" includes both in discussions of our top officials.
"El Cangrejo Gaviotero " , (through its Director, Klaus Andoni Bachelor Arancibia), conducted a road test that yielded tapes containing dialogues like these: top official

WOMAN: " Hello, Andoni, how are you? "
USER: "Hi, Max"
MFM: "Look, I need to change a check for 10 lucas we received for the campaign ..."
USER: "No problem, small veins. You also get trout bill ... "
MFM: " I'm going to change and your office ... "
USER: "Do not change, so I like Venite ..."
MFM: "Look who was cooking cannelloni and I have put pen panties, huh?"
USER: "No matter, I have over a statement tender "

The system provides for a feature called " canary Lost ", that random (and sometimes unpleasant) leads listeners behind the user. For example: top official

WOMAN: "What gordi, how you doing?"
MAXIMUM MALE OFFICER: "Hi, Max ..."
MFM: "Listen, I spoke with Klaus Andoni Arancibia ..."
MFV: "That siskin is an idiot ..."
MFM: "But we cash the check ..."
MFV : "So it's a head idiot change the check us ..."
MFM: "There's nobody like you, Oshi"
MFV: "Yeah, well, well ..."
MFM : "You're the boss, people know"
MFV: "Yeah, well, well ..."
MFM: "I talked to the driver the Muni, the other day and told me what barbarous management fat ... "
MFV: " Yeah, well, well ... "
MFM: " And changing the bulb in your office I said the same. "
MFV: " Yeah, well, well ... "
MFM: " So, so good, we are a popular and democratic government and we're staying with all ... "
MFV : "Yeah, well, well .., uh, good ... uh well, well ... uh, good ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh good well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh, good ... "

technicians" Radio Colonia "recognize that there are still some details to adjust, but that "in general - the system is very useful to serve on the listeners and make them a high social position. So much so, that the slogan of launching the "Judicial Rodocola - Digital Sound" be:

"Sona with us ... Or do not exist! "

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WHO CAN DARE TO DECODE ... "RODOLFO CODE?

A STORY OF MYSTERY, Esoteric & POLITICS IN THEIR OWN SALSA EXCELSA

Already on sale the book that many comment, just read and when you take the film will be a real hodgepodge.

Sometimes the biggest mysteries we've got them just around the corner ... or across the street ... or in another neighborhood ... or wherever, but they are there, and we do not realize. Believe it or not, these puzzles also appear on our Bahia Blanca, which is why researchers at the Instituto Superior de Estudios Agroespaciales conducted a thorough review of the literary and pictorial Mayor Rodolfo Lopes Doctor degree and discovered amazing things.

"Lopes a misunderstood genius" said Eleuterio Saldivar , Artistic Proctology Ph.D., project director and author of "The Code Rodolfo" , an essay recently appeared in bookstores bahienses. "In my opinion he is one of the great thinkers of the period, well above Rocío Marengo. Lopes was able to understand and provide what their fate in store for him as ruler months before all of us, sensing the dark interests trying to undermine his mandate "

Dr. Saldivar found in Cerrito study. The large window overlooking the street is obscured by hundreds of cuts "Ecodías", "La Nueva Provincia" and magazines of the Red Megatone. An old library with more than 14 volumes dominates the atmosphere. By reading the titles of shows the total eclecticism and intense intellectual curiosity of the owner. Live there: "The Atom and cold fusion: a personal view" of journalist Carlos Quiroga, "To pay or die" of Mr. Santiago Montoya, "My Shit Wrong" , Guillermo Coppola and incunabula edition of "The Metamorphosis "Kafka with translation and commentary of Emilio Turcumán.

"Lopes began to study as soon took over as mayor" recalls Saldivar. "We drew attention always seemed to mean something other than which in truth said, trying to do something completely different from what he owed. Then specify what he sang, and said he had not said that he would do what he did when they did the right thing because it would not let him, or he really said what he said because I do not understand. In just moved all this puzzle we found fascinating! " Add

researcher also of the dialectic, Lopes also dominated the arts, much more than medicine. Proof of this is the work "Accountability" composed of thousands of numbers drawn and which dates from 2004. Also important extraordinary achievements as "The Last Barbecue" or "The Moni nothing Lisa" .

However, from the esoteric point of view, is particularly worth studying his speeches and press statements. According to the researcher, Rodolfo Lopes began introducing messages within messages, a sort of encrypted text that only a few initiates could understand. "established something like a meta-discourse that his followers should be interpreted to preserve the mandate of the Blessed Urn" - clarifies Saldivar - "For the Brotherhood Lopista, this mandate was sacred from his representatives were installed Palacio Alsina. They appealed to him whenever they attacked their mortal enemies, made up of a complex web of radical Peronist left, right, civil, military, religious, agnostic, fans of Boca Juniors, River Plate fans, white, black, yellow, gay, hetero Pomeranians, Great Danes, cheats, fat, Roling, foreign and domestic. "

In short: their arch enemies were many and so varied, which resulted in calling the group" Totally Opposition reactionary order (Ortho). In the Palace, the Brotherhood Lopista ceremonies held open closed cell, where a select group of followers of ORTO pricked cartoons, strange kind of burning macumba infringing on their opponents. then distributed the sacraments of the Divine Tithe or bite Santa , a kind of ritual gifts to the Brotherhood were far more sacred than the very mandate of the Blessed Urn.

HIDDEN MESSAGES

To Saldivar, from the very beginning of their mandate on December 11, 2003, Mayor Licensee was clear his fate, feeling that his public flogging would be part of a divine and inevitable, as if his mission on Earth was to become a sort of contemporary municipal Messiah. So much so that in the act of taking office, Lopes said

" SE PAR that TIR is TE change E r L new ace is PER knock, and it generated many expectations, per O N is ur work keep up the m IS more. So people MO s C illa sen with RE E sponsibility if M bearing "

letters and syllables correspond to numbers highlighted emerging Kabalistic the negative logarithm of the goals conceded by the Ninth Division Villa Mitre, squared. By joining this symbol is the following sentence:

"IS PART THE PERONISMO ... believe me! "

In the same act would:

" evo RENU co N treatment so CIA l THE people gave me on 14 S e P tember. THE people O we commit T ed and put us to work on and S to. "

Again using the cabalistic system and in advance of serious crisis ensue after two years, Lopes was warning:

"DISCLAIMER ... THE BALLS! "

Sometimes the encryption system was not so easy to understand by his followers, so that the mayor used the method of "Alphabet Soup", saying the beginning and the end of the sentence as tracks and altering the message in the middle. As an example, these were the press statements after his inauguration:

"Waiting sta R the height of the ci N R cu cu stances and M plir c O n the expectation that E lp U EBLO Bahia Blanca has nosot ROS "

The tracks would be" HOPE "and" ROS ". The alphabet soup is E-R - DE-RNMOEU that the computer says:

"ESPERO BITE IN EUROS" Rodolfo Lopes

reused again this coding system on March 25, 2006, the talk in the lobby of City Hall to announce his request for leave because of the so-called "Bay-gate" or "paper-pes":

" q U NEED and MI S OCIETY A d, M i Bahí AB lever, which I v O Taron And that N or vote me n O know they have a guy on the G overnment is not bolted to any ADO l "

keys here are" NEED "and" ADO, while the lyrics are U-MI - S - A - M - AB - O - Y - N - O - G . For starters, the mayor was saying

"NOW I NEED A LAWYER!"

Other material investigated by Eleuterio Saldivar was the famous wiretapping that emerged from judicial intervention phones cellular and Monica Rodolfo Lopes Grimberg, among others. The practitioner submitted these audios to modern electronic filters, as well as a reverse pass to find hidden messages. The result was surprising. Saldivar Account Grimberg Lopes and organized a conference on education for which FISA would collect $ 50,000 from private companies, although in reality the costs would meet through public funds. At one point he heard the Mayor say

"... then we are left with everything ..."

When the researchers reproduced the audio is reversed, felt the unmistakable voice of the mayor saying

" ... THEN WE REMAIN YET ... "

To Saldivar, Lopes objectives were unbreakable, even given that one of the back for either side. In fact, there was also an elliptical signal when the Municipal Theatre ceremony that December 23, 2003, the Mayor takes office with the theme "Those little things" playing on the speakers, tender Serrat song saying

"You think that killing time and absence.
But your train ticket sold back and forth." To Saldivar

"this was his way to anticipate that, no matter what happens - he always come back. Is that according to the dogma of Lopista Brotherhood, there is political death. They await the resurrection of devotion condemned meat and Enduring Ashura ... Amen. "

should therefore ask whether - in the long run - Rodolfo Code to become more powerful than the other code ... the prison.

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