Monday, July 24, 2006

Can An Ingrown Hair Look Like Syphilis

FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS: Lopes, Labruna, Poncharello, Zidane, and demolished Palihue are cold with "The Crab ..." THE FARM

JULY COVER ... ("GRONDONA?)

SUBTLE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE 10 AND RODOLFO OMAR Labrune LOPES

Labrune: among those who had, chosen because it was the best option;
LOPES: chose him because there was no other;

Labrune: surrounded himself with a good coaching staff, professional and competent
LOPES: surrounded himself with Monica Grimberg;

Labrune: -assumed as a coach and regular phase - put together one of the best ball games reminiscent Bahia Blanca
LOPES: -took over as mayor and during his tenure was a regular- of the biggest mess reminiscent of Bahia Blanca,

Labrune: against Belgrano Cordoba, raised a defensive scheme and lost;
LOPES: against Justice Buenos Aires, raised a schematic defense and lost;

Labrune: in the game Delhi final, mistakes and lost again;
LOPES: to the end, wrong again and lost the party, Delhi lost, we lost all ...

Labrune: attempted a reaction and wanted to stay to win the championship
LOPES: accused us of reactionary and wanted to stay and earn their wages

Labrune: surprisingly, he left without saying goodbye;
LOPES: surprisingly wants to stay but you're fired.

Labrune: said when he took over in Cali: "My style is to a large team"
LOPES: his style is for a city girl.

Labrune: in Colombia, her lovely face appears on posters Deportivo Cali
LOPES: I love have a Cartel as Colombia

Labrune: Bay knows that ended up being "persona non grata", but does not want;
LOPES: Bay knows that it is "persona non grata "... though not to finish.
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THE Franchute ... HEAD
ZIDANE was inspired by FAMOUS
Bahiense header

is known that in the final match of the 2006 World Cup, the French midfielder Zinedine Zidane attacked with a strong header in the chest Italian defender Marco Materazzi, which led to his subsequent expulsion by the Argentine referee Horacio Elizondo. This actidud has provoked a strong debate in the media, who speculated about what had been the Italian words that caused such a reaction.
true to exalted practice of investigative journalism, "The Crab Gaviotero" had exclusive access to the door of the French box office in Berlin's Olympic Stadium, and found there great pictures: the headers from famous bahienses vulnerable to adversaries. The great discovery can be compared to when the police photos and clippings found in the homes of a serial murderer. Thus, the photos become irrefutable proof that there was malice aforethought on the part of the Real Madrid star. Lords
sports journalists: Do not speculate more, no more mystery. There was insulted by Materazzi, there was no provocation. Zinedine Zidane, so serious it so quietly, it can be really a sick psychopath who prepared the blow with cold cunning, by studying the styles of other headers of the ball, measuring potential victims and build its criminal actions in the archives of the most reactionary bahienses . We only hope that justice and rule on FIFA severe penalties for the French player. Of us take care of us.

OTHER HISTORICAL Headbutt
BREINTESTEIN THE MAYOR TO PONCHARELLO


The famous member of "Chip's" sent him to perform a test to be "Zorro Gris" by competition. MARITA

BRUSS A DANGEROUS DOGS pontencial


Councilmember Ordinance pulled and sent to the doghouse dogs more dogs in the city.

LORENZO NATALI A MISTER CHOPIN

Mr Chopin
sends it to the poor Lore shopping every Saturday. What fun, right? Enough! Just finish it!

THE CRAB THE SEAGULL


The Seagull flies to Justice, in the midst of a despiplume. El Cangrejo, unimpeachable.
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About the "Friends Day"

you do , DO NOT HAVE ROTTEN ...

... which celebrates the landing of NASA and above to be said that this festival is an Argentine invention?;

... pizzerias filled with groups of hungry friends, talking to the cries ... and we will not leave his place shall never !!!?;

... the clubs full of married / as with the night off?;

... who greet " Hello, Happy Day.! " to the newsboy on the corner ... which were twice?;

... those who comment on the number of meetings they have, "because I have many groups from different sides, you see?" ;

... that the other day say in passing ... " yes, because So-called me yesterday to greet the Friendship Day ..." and that "John Doe" is a celebrity of the city as Norberto Martínez and Luis Cano?;

... that the next day saying they strut " did nothing, I went to sleep " as if that was very original ...

the song "Friend is a A .... Luuuuz " of EnanitosVerdes?;

... the song "Friends will be friends " by Queen?

... all songs with friends melosonas related?

... greetings on the answering machine LU2 to distant friends (which is unlikely to be listening LU2)?;

... Greetings by LU2 melosonas dedicating songs to those same friends?;

... Greetings all in all radios?

... Friends never call to say hello?;

... those who always call to say hello and reproach us that we never call?

... unable to call to say hello or to send SMS, because it always "hang" the phones?

... the need to end a fixed calling LU2 melosona to dedicate a song to all those who could not say hi?

... Friend Day?

... The Bay Gate?

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seeks to eradicate Palihue TO REDUCE URBAN IMPACT

Dr. Ignacio Caporaletti - a professional dermatologist and Head of Planning and Management Culinary municipality announced this morning at "The Crab Gaviotero" the imminent eradication of Palihue Park neighborhood of its current site.

appearance of strong and tough texture, we find Dr. Caporaletti doing pushups in his office Alsina 65. "The demolition of the neighborhood is a fact - said, before the indictment - the decision is taken, it only remains to budget for diesel bulldozers and an occasional snack for the youth of contractor. As you move the last resident, entered with the machines. They have time until tomorrow. "

Asked about the reasons for this extreme measure, the official cited reasons of urban impact" is more Palihue the neighborhood park, the city needs it as green space and buildings that exist within it but do not interfere with plant development. Where should grow a baobab or a legume, today there is a barbecue or a bedroom with jacuzzi and dressing room. We also note a lot of brick buildings, holes in wood and tile roofs pitched. This is typical of alpine landscapes or places where snow falls a menudo, cosa que en Bahía Blanca no pasa. Ese tipo de edificación no condice con nuestra realidad climática y termina por impactar negativamente en el patrimonio arquitectónico de la ciudad. La verdad, ese barrio es un desastre."

El Dr. Caporaletti se toma su tiempo para explicar el nuevo destino de los vecinos del Palihue, mientras acomoda cartuchos de dinamita adentro de cajas de madera: "tenemos planeado mudarlos a Calderón, sobre la vieja Ruta 3, pasando el aeropuerto. Allí el municipio había comprado tierras para el frustrado traslado de los hornos ladrilleros, cosa que no se hará. De esta forma le podremos dar adecuado uso, ya que son muchas hectáreas. Les ayudaremos a construir sus houses may be more suitable types FONAVI-currently with Argentina and help them live together in harmony with the workshops of organic gardening. "

Unexpectedly and in the demarcation of correspondent" The Crab ... " on this measure could result in resistance between the owners of the property, a dermatologist burst into a fit of rage: "first Palihue neighbors opposed the construction of the bridge over the Napostá, along with Argentine Fort - shouted, while tapping the bead of a bazooka - "Then what brought to justice for the expansion of classrooms University and criticized the likely location of stadium Ginobili. Protest all the time because people dominguea the streets or use the last quarter when it comes to the Shopping or Wal-Mart. They want to live as if they were in the countryside, but is about ten blocks from downtown. The truth ... I have the p. .. full! "

He continued shouting the foundations of his project, but the correspondent was gone, then the respondent trigger the fuse of a grenade demolition.

Dr. Ignacio Caporaletti personally supervising the demolition of a barbecue. The Palihue will thus become a huge green space, to the delight of all bahienses. (PHOTO TELAM)

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Monday, June 19, 2006

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KARAOKE JUDICIAL asphalt, through a mutant MAYOR AND A MAXIMUM WITH FEATHERS


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SOME ITEMS THIS MONTH

MEDICINE - PSYCHIATRY
ADVISE FUCK OUT OF SUBMITTED INSTEAD TO JUSTICE
heartbeat "excessive? Dizziness? "Permanent state of anxiety? Perhaps you suffer from autonomic dystonia , a nervous system disorder caused by excessive secretion of adrenaline. But ... Do not worry! Bahiense science has managed to find a cure: the Theatre Journal. What is this? To understand this we see a case presented by Dr. Sergio Guerstein, psychiatrist

"Patient Monica G., 40-odd well-kept long (heck) is presented for consultation on June 7, 2006 with a clear Syndrome of autonomic dystonia and reactive depression by having to go the next day at the Office No. 5 to testify against Dr. Gustavo Z. and a lot of unfair things that I'm sure did not. The poor thing is so crazy, so I extend a certificate to present to the appropriate and then go see that kicked him forward. "

recovery Monica G. was almost miraculous: the Thursday 8 presented the certificate and was not to declare the verge of collapse (see La Nueva Provincia ). However, just 48 hours later could be seen smiling in the front row of the Broadway Theatre Buenos Aires, enjoying the last work of Nito Artaza, with Moria Casan and Nicole Neumann in his debut as a showgirl (Score: 3 Crabs). It is true ... She was there!

"His progress was remarkable - continues Guerstein" That's going to fuck instead of declaring before the Justice, certainly has a vasodilator that stimulates supracondylar hepatopancreas gland, which in turn improves the sodium pump of the cells by its antioxidant action on the foramen distal colon. "

Knowledgeable sources say the Patient Monica G. (Today, almost a temp) would have been both physical and mental, that would be able to mount the same work that was to enjoy the scenes of our city, along with other ex - colleagues also showed imbalances nervous.
Ah ... What do you call the play? "The lunatics are sent" .

And all this is true ... but you do not believe it.


GENETIC

PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THE ISSUE OF THE MAYOR WITH A HYBRID TWO MUTANT

Finally, the solution does not come from the Justice must be done from science. Dr. Ernesto Mendel Swasson a Ph.D. in histogenetic Fusion Napostá National University and is currently serving a scholarship for further training in CRIBABB facilities in the resort of La Carrindanga. Mindful of the problems surrounding it, proposes a solution to the serious political crisis in the city: the use of engineering genetics to the creation of a mutant.

"Right now we have two mayors - explains, as if it were necessary - Lopes, who threatens to return, and another, Breitenstein, who wants to stay. Each has its characteristics, which can enhanced with genetic manipulation. "

Swasson Mendel says that from a sample of hair from beard Lopes and the Breintestein passport photo, you can create a mutant hybrid that both personalities. "I would call LOPESTEIN - get excited - and would add the virtues of both leaders. The mutant cell could speak German and would therefore be very difficult to fasten on a hearing. "


For the researcher, the Lopestein can be the first in a long list of mutants, like the X-Men, are called "B-Men" (being of Bahia) and to present extraordinary qualities. " For example, we could join the broomrape camperita Linares with Crucible and a leader would get as popular as fashion" is excited.

SOCIETY

INTERVIEWING THE UNHAPPY THAT INVENTED THE " BAHIA, Chakra ASPHALTING "

As recalled publication "Sixth Section" the missing weekly "Seven Days" in its issue dated May 17, 1971 dedicated a shout Bahia Blanca on the insulting title of "A Chakra Asphalt" article that provoked deep outrage throughout the town and many citizens now bitterly remembered. The pejorative statement responding to statements by a neighbor named Emiliano Spabatto, employee of 35 years, according to the publication "spent their leisure distilling his annoyance Tour "in the first block of the street Donado.

"It is useless - Spabatto said on that occasion - always will be a provincial town. There is no where to go. The movies are always the same movies. In plaza Rivadavia still being turning the dog. The girls go looking for a candidate desperate for a lifetime. See ... this is a paved farm " (" Seven Days "Publishing in April - 17/05/1971 - pag. 57-61). -

After a painstaking research that included private detectives, punctures phones and hidden cameras, "The Crab Gaviotero" last week could give the author of those words. Emiliano Spabatto is now an ex - employee of 70 years. Was found by our correspondent distilling their distaste for the city in the first block of street Donado. "It is useless, - Spabatto says, 35 years after that note- always will be a provincial town and now ... contaminated!. There is no where to go other than the shopping and when you stop you there all traffic lights. cinemas are never the same and worse movies I have 4 DVD Lucaioli fees. Rivadavia The square is full of dogs. The desperate girls looking for a ride official candidate to use the card for the unexpired term. See ... this is a paved farm, full of potholes and not a tomato. " Emiliano

Spabatto, obviously, an unhappy. TECHNOLOGY

INVENT A KARAOKE SYSTEM IN LISTENING TO APPEAR

As recited the slogan of a famous credit card, "membership has its benefits " and attentive to that maxim, the engineers of Radio Cologne just to launch the " Judicial Rodocola - Digital Sound ", a kind of Jukebox - Karaoke with integrated circuits and eight cylinder" B "(with" B "long" Bahia Blanca "). The Rodocola allows listeners included in the so-called "Bay Gate", although no one knows who called. The user enters his name on a small screen, select the crime in which you appear, chant " For birth between oceans and plains " in a small microphone and so is registered his name and voice. Then the "Rodocola" includes both in discussions of our top officials.
"El Cangrejo Gaviotero " , (through its Director, Klaus Andoni Bachelor Arancibia), conducted a road test that yielded tapes containing dialogues like these: top official

WOMAN: " Hello, Andoni, how are you? "
USER: "Hi, Max"
MFM: "Look, I need to change a check for 10 lucas we received for the campaign ..."
USER: "No problem, small veins. You also get trout bill ... "
MFM: " I'm going to change and your office ... "
USER: "Do not change, so I like Venite ..."
MFM: "Look who was cooking cannelloni and I have put pen panties, huh?"
USER: "No matter, I have over a statement tender "

The system provides for a feature called " canary Lost ", that random (and sometimes unpleasant) leads listeners behind the user. For example: top official

WOMAN: "What gordi, how you doing?"
MAXIMUM MALE OFFICER: "Hi, Max ..."
MFM: "Listen, I spoke with Klaus Andoni Arancibia ..."
MFV: "That siskin is an idiot ..."
MFM: "But we cash the check ..."
MFV : "So it's a head idiot change the check us ..."
MFM: "There's nobody like you, Oshi"
MFV: "Yeah, well, well ..."
MFM : "You're the boss, people know"
MFV: "Yeah, well, well ..."
MFM: "I talked to the driver the Muni, the other day and told me what barbarous management fat ... "
MFV: " Yeah, well, well ... "
MFM: " And changing the bulb in your office I said the same. "
MFV: " Yeah, well, well ... "
MFM: " So, so good, we are a popular and democratic government and we're staying with all ... "
MFV
: "Yeah, well, well .., uh, good ... uh well, well ... uh, good ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh good well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh well, well ... uh, good ... "

technicians" Radio Colonia "recognize that there are still some details to adjust, but that "in general - the system is very useful to serve on the listeners and make them a high social position. So much so, that the slogan of launching the "Judicial Rodocola - Digital Sound" be:

"Sona with us ... Or do not exist! "

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