Thursday, October 26, 2006

Big Boobs And Old Men

TUNESSI, hardest WITH SMOKING: "I will them out an Ordinance and will have to swallow the smoke"

Councilman PROMISES TO CHECK IN PERSON SMOKING IN PUBLIC PLACES

A anti-snuff aggressive campaign launched the President of the local city council. Juan Pedro Tunessi told "The Crab ..." that "today the municipalities of the interior is modern copy ordinances Buenos Aires. So what's Crogmanon after we hardly hear them play more rock bands for people to have fun. Now let ban smoking everywhere and I am going to instruct me to control it. "

For the radical mayor, " smoking represents one of the worst" isms "of modern society, after" Peronism "or" servo "(" I never know how written "- confesses). He adds that "we should take a critical look on all these issues, but tell me what people can look if you have smoky eyes?. "

consulted by "El Cangrejo ... " on the health landscape of our city in relation to the incidence of lung cancer, says Dr. Tunessi not understand the question, but anticipates that by now provide actions against companies in the Polo. " is easier to prosecute those who smoke, rockers and dogs who shit in the streets (sic). Yo-for now - with the Pole I get, mainly because they never I liked the horses .

According Tunessi, anti-regulation snuff in our city is imminent. " This ordinance has already been enacted in Buenos Aires and as we come a step and eight miles back, now we want put Bay. "He adds that" as pass me by mail, print and present at the Council .

understand that regulation is difficult to control the same smokers, but states that he personally Bay blimp will fly for leakage of smoke from the pubs of the city. It also promises to go coffee for coffee to enforce the ordinance, "... and step I take some vermoucitos with the boys, we make a chopped, these things ..." (sic 2)

consulted by "The Crab. .. " if it should be in legislative bench instead of spinning around, the radical leader ended by stating that "the Council I'm bored, I feel trapped and - well - is full of reactionary around me smoke."
Meanwhile, some of the most famous smokers in the local and international celebrity warned that if they catch the perpetrator of this initiative "... wrap it in a poster electoral and seized him by the end " (sic 3).

The controversy is looming as a very red ...

(means right? " The controversy turned on ..: " talking anti-smoking ordinances ... cigarettes, controversy on, is like a game of words ... so good, right ?!... right? ... No. -)


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Saturday, September 23, 2006

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A pass PUMP "THE CRAB" and "THE GAME OF MONI-Oca"

TRIM THIS BOARD AND
Divertit AS A GUANACO
WITH THE BOARD GAME POPULAR
(SUITABLE FOR ALL THE FAMILY Bahiense!)

INSTRUCTIONS FOR PLAY TO "MONI-Oca"

Game Summary: consists of rolling the dice and move forward and give all the back and drink mate and eat fried cakes, as in the "Game of the Goose" did you see?;
Total Player: is forming two teams, one called "We" (up to 300,000 players) and the other "They" (2 or 3 players, but decide for "We" )
Top: Circular always circular. Here there are no dead politicians, each box is a stage political-administrative career of the Moni-Oca is recycled and recycled over and over again.
Sheets: have them "They" . At all.
Lockers: are:

(1) - Moni-Oca entered as a clerk in a Ministry and know about people's needs. Moves a box, but loses two cases and remains in place for several shifts. "ATRAAAASSSS FOR!"

(2) - Attends the John XXIII to study Teacher Algo. Survive the "The Tragedy of Education." Avanza a locker.
(3) - Meet Rodolfo Lopes, who greets her with the little hand. "Hello, Oshi!" answer. Moves a box and win a Political Project.
(4) - Acts as Chief Campaign Oshi ... Forgiveness: Dr. Rodolfo Lopes. Back to square one (1), re-learn about the needs of the people and go to the box (5) where re-part milk and medicine as part of the political project of the box (3) (do you understand?)
( 5) - Fly the municipality with a certain webbed flight (canta: “Avanzada de luz, blanca Gaviota” ). Ya no reparte ni leche ni medicamentos, pero sí planes sociales. Trepa otro casillero.
(6) - Con el primer sueldo, se muda al Luch Mayor "... paquetííííísssimo ". Sube otro piso.
(7) - Con el aguinaldo, se compra la 4x4 y le polariza los vidrios, para no encandilarse con el éxito. Su compromiso con el Pueblo es todo terreno. Manejando tremendo bote, avanza un casillero.
(8) – Manda un bondi al Concejo Deliberante, lleno de buenos muchachos favorecidos por los planes del casillero (5) y who just want to support it. The bondi run out of oil, but a lot of 'get off to push ... the collective and the council. Move all the other box, but more slowly.
(9) - The doomsayers of always make things difficult. You have to go, but promises " return and be millions." All you think. Moves a box, but coy, coy ...
(10) - and was returned million or at least several thousand to account for many ', for some effort bondi and other minors. Avanza another box, but it is down ...
(11) - Oshi calling you! Heed ! Transmission almost simultaneously with LU2. Upload a rating point in the tragi-comedy program, until the next locker.
(12) - Mayor Luch is burned. Lost in the fire and panties cannelloni feather, a real burn. He jumps from the window and falls in the box next.
(13) - Among the listeners, the causes and resignations she burns like a Buddhist monk and flees from the municipality by the fire exit. Bursts into the box below.

STOP / Final Game: completion the fuck up to the players. The group of "They" can resume post in ministries and start with the circuit as many times as they wish ... and whenever "We" allow it. ----------------------------------------------

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