* Published with the permission of Gabriel García Márquez ...
Authorization: 678tre5690uyp095jhg679iuytr7gt9h3ñpl4gh7MACHPu5XXXXXXXX
There is no one who does not know a Guatemalan or at least knows someone who knows a Guatemalan. Anyway, once asked a wise teacher recognized: What is a Guatemalan? His answer was:
Guatemalans are- Ah, Guatemalans ... that difficult question!
among you but not you.
Guatemalans drink the same cup of joy and bitterness. Music makes her cry and laugh at the music.
Guatemalans are serious about jokes and make jokes of it seriously.
not believe in anyone, and believe in everything.
not even think to argue with them again! Guatemalans born with wisdom. No need to read, everything you know! No need to travel, have seen everything!
Guatemalans are something as the chosen people, themselves.
Guatemalans are individually characterized by their sympathy and intelligence and in groups, screaming and inspiring.
Each carries the spark of genius and geniuses do not get along with each other, hence bringing the Guatemalans is easy, but joining them is almost impossible.
not be spoken of logic, because that involves thinking and moderation, and Guatemalans are hyperbolic and exaggerated. For example, if you're invited to a restaurant to eat, do not get invited to the best restaurant of the people but the best restaurant in the world.
When arguing, do not say I disagree with you but you are completely wrong!
The Guatemalan loves the contradiction called animalón "beautiful women" barbarians "to the scholars.
If you have health conditions afflicting warn you, Mano, You should talk to me to take you where a buddy of mine who is a doctor bastard!
Guatemalans offer solutions before they know the problem. And always have a better solution to the problems already solved.
For them there is never a problem. They know what needs to be done to eradicate terrorism, prosecute poor Caribbean countries, eliminating hunger in Africa, foreign debt payments, who should be president, but to know when choosing who should have been president.
not understand why others do not understand them when their ideas are so simple and clear, and do not really understand why people do not want to learn to speak Castilian like them, but they want everyone learn 23 languages \u200b\u200bpre-Columbian what they do is further divide society.
Ah, Guatemalans ... We can not live long with them, but it is impossible to live without them!
0 comments:
Post a Comment