Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Unleashed Jet Li Piano



exclusive preview of "THE CRAB Gaviotero"

Of Our Agency - "The Crab Gaviotero" is able to declare that, in a historic election for the country and a few days before the elections, nobody, absolutely nobody, has voted to Cristina Fernandez de Kirshner for president. The methodology for this assertion is based on the traditional "Coffee Survey of Middle drafting all work done between partners and other relatives. Cup in hand and as one who does not like things, was launched "che," for whom you voted? ", which provides " The Crab ... " sampled as reliable LU2 as the survey.

The figures obtained were as follows:

- Shrugs: 43.8%
- muttered monosyllable: 39.03%
- "Ah, I dunno, one that was there ...": 24.9 %
- Do not know / not vote / be tired of waiting: 11.4%
- "Cristina" / "to the Kris" / "the penguin" / "Isabelita": 0.0%

While the total percentage exceeds 100, the objective of this report is a political analysis and not a math class (in place!).

sampling were excluded from the response , "to the mine that" because it can look votes to Carrio.

In short: a zero percent of the total number of tables (coffee) counted, it is very worrying for the institutional future of the country and (why not), also of Argentina. It is true that the Vote No to the President is an electoral phenomenon that we noted earlier, at least in the recent history of democracy: no one voted for Menem (and less in the second election), voted no to De la Rua and neither the cat chose Rodolfo Lopes. Try it: ask everyone you know and you will see that the vote None of them.

What is striking about the latter election is that it is the first time that denies the people voted in a president when it still even assumed command. So not all bad the bill that the General Cerri Amílcar deputy Camphor presented to Congress (Dermatology): that the Argentine government officials are not elected by the election, if not by polls. --------------------------------------

Friday, September 21, 2007

Forgetting To Take Synthroid Nausea

The crab does not support the current leadership (UPDATED!) BUILDING THE CRAB

In times as individuals, many readers wrote letters to voters drafting "The Crab Gaviotero" puzzled by his strange silence. You miss him!. Given some suspicious

own suspicion as contemporary times, we are forced to give a short explanation not have to be brief: "The Crab Gaviotero" has neither have any link with the current leadership . "The Crab Gaviotero" not share what happens in Bahia and in other places and not share at all the plans and strategy put into play, if any, as it does not look it.

"The Crab Gaviotero" think that - this way and continue on this path, there is no way that we see in our future success. Quite the contrary: if we continue this way, every day lost is a little more each day will be worse, and that cost us so much (at all) to achieve our dreams, our dreams, our triumphs, abirmos fall inexorably to oblivion.

So "The Crab Gaviotero" think is needed as soon as a change, a renewal, a shift to a hundred-odd degrees and allowing the project to rethink the future, towards the horizon we deserve. So

"The Crab Gaviotero" publicly expressed their opposition to the current leadership and takes the form of cry, the cry of soul, like a secular prayer, free and sovereign, the people roar:

ANDATE, SAPORITI!
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Monday, February 12, 2007

Attracted To Men With Big Noses



went into an election year, and until you define things, nobody wants lifting a finger.

And if no one moves a finger, the Crab Gaviotero, so reactive it can not hunt prienda. If they did not leave the nominations, if not exposed to ideas, plans and promises ... What we are going to laugh, eh?

This gap is tremendous humor, worse even than the vacuum of leadership. Leaders of the world! Launched and delivered to each step desopilancia usual! We need you!

Meanwhile, Gaviotero The Crab is well quietito, "under construction" , seeing what cool, waiting, waiting, lurking, hidden, buried in the mud, hunger and misery but understanding that in the light of his image and name are sensed his glory ... World!