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MOTORCYCLE DIARIES: THE "Che" RODOLFO ON THE TRAIL OF ERNESTO GUEVARA


Determined to be ordered several days License as mayor, Dr. Rodolfo Lopes company faced an almost epic: cross America on a motorcycle, taking the people the message of the Revolution. He did it inspired by the legendary colleague, Ernesto "Che" Guevara, whose adventure in the continent gave rise to the award-winning film " Motorcycle Diaries ." However, the trail saw aborted from the very beginning, when "Scooter" flown by the Mayor cast crank Graduate admission Camino de Cintura.
goals and unyielding in their convictions, Dr. Lopes told "The Crab Gaviotero" that " no mechanical failure and reactionary going to make me forget my goals power ... ehh ... able to help the needy. And as promised - add - during my brief absence from the city go about neighborhoods with my colleagues, so that the people in the face to tell me how much he loves me, beyond the polls arranged or causes apocryphal. " El Cangrejo Gaviotero fragments and publishes exclusive photos of the travel memoir "Rodolfo Che" (as they call it now calls), traveling by motorcycle Bay neighborhoods.

Monday Dear Diary, is a sunny day, ideal for bike rides. I began my journey crossing the center. Many emotions! My life passes before my eyes like a movie: the City Council, the Health Region and the end ... Municipality!. What I do not quite understand is the image of courts which is mixed with the others. Mind you becoming a joke!

TUESDAY
Dear Diary: Today I came to Villa Mitre, my old neighborhood. What memories! Childhood, school, girlfriend in front ... She was blond and curly hair. Ah ... youth! For entangled in the hair, I would have burned alive! Instead today ... ehhhh ... well .... anyway ... Better remember the jars in the neighborhood. Always play with them to rhyme with the surname picaresque neighbors. I wish I scream now: "Come, Zorzano! Agarrámela hand! "





WEDNESDAY
Dear Diary, with the bike in full, the District faces in Independence and took the beautiful afternoon to walk around the zoo. I was sad to see all those guys behind bars, locked up, deprived of their liberty, surely causes dark invented for political purposes. It should not be caged to anyone! Exemption of imprisonment for all living beings!

Thursday Dear Diary, today I felt the warmth of the people. Everyone greeted me as I passed, I smiled and when I stopped, patted my back and cheered me shouting: "Go back, Mr. Mayor! Again! ". In it, a giant dragon with the face of Larraburu came down from heaven and enveloped in flames to my fans, incinerating the bike and brought me some records. I woke up soaked with sweat. It was all a dream! I had fallen asleep in a White Engineering canterito and saw what the air in that area: it can provoke the worst nightmares.

Friday Dear Diary, today I felt the love dogs. All I barked at my pace, I grunted and when I stopped chewing my calves and pissed me the bike. You will see when I get back! It's going to save or Raúl Portal!

SATURDAY

Dear Diary, who was building a motorcycle, I went to "cloak" bahiense evening. I went for "Brancaleone" and "X Ranch, where I found a couple of Petitera in Hot-Pants who wanted to climb. Sure!: San Isidro said they knew me not. I approached them for "The Tartaruga", where we met with Julio Ruiz Rambler Ambassador down the pants "elephant foot" and his best shirt of cheesecloth. "Matas thousand, dude!" I threw and I presented to the minitas. "Do not be a fig! Do not go here! It's out! "He said and suggested we go grab a few drinks the Ninth Floor of the Hotel del Sur. Winer!


SUNDAY Journal
Cursed: I have a terrible hangover. I woke up made ball, thrown under a bench in the Gregory `s Street. An old woman called the 109, saying he had a "drunken indigent" scattered opposite the window of Etam. Luckily he was not given or ball ... bah: normal. The bike was on the cord, without wheels or engine. I got up as I could and walked to the Julito, because today and I know d I live HERE. In July I found the tree urinating on the door. I said thickly with the two Petitera in Hot-Pants were named Ernesto and Juan Carlos and there were two "blunderbuss" escaped from Fort Apache. They took the Ambassador and loaded into the trunk parts of the bike. While we do not clarify what happened, but we both burned everything. July luckily let me use the phone to call a taxi. Before you asked me set with a voice that, for sure he had operated the line and did not want to get caught in any listener. Ungrateful!

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LOPES WENT ... IS BREITENSTEIN ESO ... RUIZ IS "? OFF AND GO! A MAYOR

BREITENSTEIN THE DECISION IS: ANOTHER STEP SCHOLARSHIP IN SHAOLIN MONASTERY

Dr. Cristian Breitenstein confirmed to "The Crab Gaviotero" found late in the process of a scholarship to go to China to learn Kung-Fu. " I said in my first press conference was very concerned about security in Bahia Blanca. What better for the city to have a mayor skilled in the arts of combat? "Asked about when to travel to as far away country, Dr. Breitenstein said that " right now, as Kwai Chang Caine leaves office. The idea is that I replace him as an apprentice, because the teachers are very demanding on the issue of quota. This is very good for my personal ambition to my political plans for my professional growth, my family and me. Ah ... and one of those is good for the city too. "
questioned by some sectors for abandoning his post as mayor in such difficult times, retorted by saying that" throughout my life I've always had a line of conduct: the Don Bosco Escort chose me and I deleted it all acts. Then when I got elected Councillor, I was a little time and I went to Germany. I did return to lead the city and the truth, I got bored. Now I love to be a Shaolin monk, shave my head and learn the position of the crane. What happens in the current policy is not respected consistency. "
Monastery you want to go Breitenstein is one of the best in the world and one of the Chinese as well. There, the Acting Mayor tries to be domestic.

LOPES DOES MINI-TOURS FOR YOUR LICENSE AND DO NOT SEEM TO TAKE THE PASSAT
Determined to maximize the 30-day license that is requested as mayor, Dr. Rodolfo Lopes decided to visit a agency tourism and arrange a mini-vacation package that will pay "with a mango overran me out there " (sic). Dr. Lopes says that " I'm tired of visiting the neighborhoods are always the same and are in the same place. I want to take a few days, walking, being quiet, away from phones, listening and paper shredders. " Among his destinations are the Tandil Moving Stone, Monument to the Turtle Manuelita in Pehuajó and a new form of ecotourism: the camouflaged seals watching each other (photo). "I love so prolific natural ecosystem of the Patagonia and the legal system as guarantor of Buenos Aires "he said. did not rule out some international travel. " Over there I see around the Cayman Islands, to leave a couple of suitcases. And then ... Disney Direct!. I always wanted to meet Mickey, a mouse so nice and reactionary. "
Asked what will make his return to his position as mayor, with the lawsuits, with the social and political disgrace and the disbandment of his staff deep, Lopes careless answer. " What I? When you return, see. ... If total is not going to happen at all! "

Othar: "WE ARE NOT AS Rodolfo"
The brand new Secretary of Municipal Government, Jorge Othar, gave a brief morning news conference to outline the policy of the new management. Othar asked not to compare them with the previous administration Lopes , saying "We are not as Rodolfo, are all jets! . " As there are several political officials that management will stay in it, had to clarify that " few monkeys: Cholo, Toto, Moncho ... other, "but gave no further details.
Politically, when asked about his Uceda past and subsequent shift to Justicialism Othar expressed his admiration for General Perón shouting " Pocho! Pocho! Sos grosso you! Colossus! . " He also recalled having supported at the time the (Mayor BA) Lopes, and he replied by a profound analysis of the administration of Mayor: " not stand it, fat fool! All low-cut protocol. Charged ... stole hornbills. Dopp shot, hit bottom. Tonto embarrassment! Today, I would not vote . "

AT LAST A SOLUTION FOR A SERIOUS ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEM: THE PAPER IS INSTALLED IN BAHIA!
Pressed by neighbors and environmental movements who opposed his installation in Uruguay, the Finnish pulp "Botnia" decided to set up your paper manufacturing plant in the city of Bahía Blanca. In return, it promises to cover all the election campaigns of all parties and deliver checks in all public libraries in every neighborhood.
"I have understood that Bay are not as Gualeguaychú " - said a senior officer of the company to " El Cangrejo ..." - " People will not be mobilized even if the killing . " However and in order to lead the protest against the possible installation of that factory, the Band of Neighbors " NO! To Napostá Bridge" decided to change their motto by " YES! Bridge the Napostá. " Require the immediate installation of a bridge over the creek, then power cut.

TUNESSI ATTACKS, raging
In the last session of the City Council and faithful to his habit of giving quick answers to important problems, the owner of the local legislative body attacked this time against the Traffic Division commune: " the checkpoint must be removed from Chiclana and once O'Higgins" - Juan Pedro Tunessi shouted, enraged. hinders trams! " He said more than once nearly hit the checkpoint while driving normally with his galley. Asked by
"The Crab ..." regarding the situation of Dr. Rodolfo Lopes Tunessi clarified: " Ah, well, well ..! That will have to wait. Excuse me, but there are legal time limits to comply . "

RUIZ JULIO LOPES DISCLAIMS distanced: "NOT ignore it. JUST DO NOT GIVE BALL "
Councilman Front for Victory and former advocate of the position of Dr. Lopes in the" Rodo-gate ", denied this morning have taken away as a result of Mr. Mayor of his political decline. "Lopes ? Who is Lopes?" re-Ruiz asked our correspondent, while whizzed pancakes for breakfast. envoy "The Crab ..." should show a photo of the doctor to get it placed. " Ahhh ... - reminded the council - is this is that of the raids, no? Yes, now I remember. What a mess! . " When he was told that until recently he had defended the position of Mayor, retorted: " So what's wrong? For me it is a form of consistency: I was always official. Now I'm with Brent ... Brient ... have ... teins .. ten o-as-sea-to-his-name. The death bank! ".

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