Saturday, April 8, 2006

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LOPES WENT ... IS BREITENSTEIN ESO ... RUIZ IS "? OFF AND GO! A MAYOR

BREITENSTEIN THE DECISION IS: ANOTHER STEP SCHOLARSHIP IN SHAOLIN MONASTERY

Dr. Cristian Breitenstein confirmed to "The Crab Gaviotero" found late in the process of a scholarship to go to China to learn Kung-Fu. " I said in my first press conference was very concerned about security in Bahia Blanca. What better for the city to have a mayor skilled in the arts of combat? "Asked about when to travel to as far away country, Dr. Breitenstein said that " right now, as Kwai Chang Caine leaves office. The idea is that I replace him as an apprentice, because the teachers are very demanding on the issue of quota. This is very good for my personal ambition to my political plans for my professional growth, my family and me. Ah ... and one of those is good for the city too. "
questioned by some sectors for abandoning his post as mayor in such difficult times, retorted by saying that" throughout my life I've always had a line of conduct: the Don Bosco Escort chose me and I deleted it all acts. Then when I got elected Councillor, I was a little time and I went to Germany. I did return to lead the city and the truth, I got bored. Now I love to be a Shaolin monk, shave my head and learn the position of the crane. What happens in the current policy is not respected consistency. "
Monastery you want to go Breitenstein is one of the best in the world and one of the Chinese as well. There, the Acting Mayor tries to be domestic.

LOPES DOES MINI-TOURS FOR YOUR LICENSE AND DO NOT SEEM TO TAKE THE PASSAT
Determined to maximize the 30-day license that is requested as mayor, Dr. Rodolfo Lopes decided to visit a agency tourism and arrange a mini-vacation package that will pay "with a mango overran me out there " (sic). Dr. Lopes says that " I'm tired of visiting the neighborhoods are always the same and are in the same place. I want to take a few days, walking, being quiet, away from phones, listening and paper shredders. " Among his destinations are the Tandil Moving Stone, Monument to the Turtle Manuelita in Pehuajó and a new form of ecotourism: the camouflaged seals watching each other (photo). "I love so prolific natural ecosystem of the Patagonia and the legal system as guarantor of Buenos Aires "he said. did not rule out some international travel. " Over there I see around the Cayman Islands, to leave a couple of suitcases. And then ... Disney Direct!. I always wanted to meet Mickey, a mouse so nice and reactionary. "
Asked what will make his return to his position as mayor, with the lawsuits, with the social and political disgrace and the disbandment of his staff deep, Lopes careless answer. " What I? When you return, see. ... If total is not going to happen at all! "

Othar: "WE ARE NOT AS Rodolfo"
The brand new Secretary of Municipal Government, Jorge Othar, gave a brief morning news conference to outline the policy of the new management. Othar asked not to compare them with the previous administration Lopes , saying "We are not as Rodolfo, are all jets! . " As there are several political officials that management will stay in it, had to clarify that " few monkeys: Cholo, Toto, Moncho ... other, "but gave no further details.
Politically, when asked about his Uceda past and subsequent shift to Justicialism Othar expressed his admiration for General Perón shouting " Pocho! Pocho! Sos grosso you! Colossus! . " He also recalled having supported at the time the (Mayor BA) Lopes, and he replied by a profound analysis of the administration of Mayor: " not stand it, fat fool! All low-cut protocol. Charged ... stole hornbills. Dopp shot, hit bottom. Tonto embarrassment! Today, I would not vote . "

AT LAST A SOLUTION FOR A SERIOUS ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEM: THE PAPER IS INSTALLED IN BAHIA!
Pressed by neighbors and environmental movements who opposed his installation in Uruguay, the Finnish pulp "Botnia" decided to set up your paper manufacturing plant in the city of Bahía Blanca. In return, it promises to cover all the election campaigns of all parties and deliver checks in all public libraries in every neighborhood.
"I have understood that Bay are not as Gualeguaychú " - said a senior officer of the company to " El Cangrejo ..." - " People will not be mobilized even if the killing . " However and in order to lead the protest against the possible installation of that factory, the Band of Neighbors " NO! To Napostá Bridge" decided to change their motto by " YES! Bridge the Napostá. " Require the immediate installation of a bridge over the creek, then power cut.

TUNESSI ATTACKS, raging
In the last session of the City Council and faithful to his habit of giving quick answers to important problems, the owner of the local legislative body attacked this time against the Traffic Division commune: " the checkpoint must be removed from Chiclana and once O'Higgins" - Juan Pedro Tunessi shouted, enraged. hinders trams! " He said more than once nearly hit the checkpoint while driving normally with his galley. Asked by
"The Crab ..." regarding the situation of Dr. Rodolfo Lopes Tunessi clarified: " Ah, well, well ..! That will have to wait. Excuse me, but there are legal time limits to comply . "

RUIZ JULIO LOPES DISCLAIMS distanced: "NOT ignore it. JUST DO NOT GIVE BALL "
Councilman Front for Victory and former advocate of the position of Dr. Lopes in the" Rodo-gate ", denied this morning have taken away as a result of Mr. Mayor of his political decline. "Lopes ? Who is Lopes?" re-Ruiz asked our correspondent, while whizzed pancakes for breakfast. envoy "The Crab ..." should show a photo of the doctor to get it placed. " Ahhh ... - reminded the council - is this is that of the raids, no? Yes, now I remember. What a mess! . " When he was told that until recently he had defended the position of Mayor, retorted: " So what's wrong? For me it is a form of consistency: I was always official. Now I'm with Brent ... Brient ... have ... teins .. ten o-as-sea-to-his-name. The death bank! ".
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