Tuesday, March 28, 2006

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SOLÁ ADMITS: "I let go of HAND BECAUSE YOU LOPES sweating" deeply remorseful
with the political situation in Delhi was the governor Felipe Solá a brief interview with The Crab Gaviotero. " "It's a great sadness that has come out in all the newspapers" - said, to add: "to make matters worse, the news also came across all channels and also on the radio." Prompted by the correspondent of "The Crab ..." that the problem also appeared on the Internet, the Governor said that " situation becomes untenable, especially with his weight Lopes. However, it is fundamental to democracy than when it falls a mayor of a city as important as Bahia Blanca, we never spill in La Plata "

Bahiense JOURNALISTS ASSOCIATION AGAINST BRENTEINSTEIN:" WE NEED A Surveyor that can be pronounced "
An emphatic rejection of the appointment as mayor of the City Council last night issued Brenteinstein Cristian "El Hepatopancreas" disseminator of Bahienses Journalists Association. "Brenteinstein not look like a Christian name, and apostolic bahiense. It is full of tein-stein and diphthongs and that these in-between. So you can not laburar. "He added that" until we Grimberg Balajovsky bancábamos and we sounded funny, almost bullet. But this Brein-not-know-how and it seems a joke, a wisecrack or a joke. How long names stateless persons in positions of power? "he asks. culminates saying" see this ... it was well Lopes.. "

CHANGE BETWEEN NEW viruses and prions: AVIAN INSANITY "
The World Health Organization study with concern a strange mutation that would have happened in America with the virus of Avian Influenza and the producing agent of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy or "Mad Cow." When you have new syndrome called "Madness Avian and so far have a single case in the city of Bahía Blanca australísima, when a woman in her 40 years (declared) had to leave their infected by the imbalance a gull. Mrs. "G Monica." began his illness with a fever which progressed to fire, incontinence, hair, social spasm and inability to talk on the phone. At first kept idle, but kept it so well that is not found. His doctor advised him bed for 30 days and stay quiet, because he would be (just) on the headboard. "Oh ... 're silly, fat! "would have answered it, then invite him to drink mate with bills trout along the husband. So far, WHO could not determine in this "triangle epidemic" if the doctor is also affected, if there was spread to a nearby chicken or actually did all freaks before.

DA TUNESSI Quick Answers to Key Issue: "PASSARELLA SHOULD GIVE A STEP TO THE SIDE"
very hard with the highest leadership was Councilman Juan Pedro Tunessi to the issues that are common knowledge. "I can not put it that brought Gallardo when he was playing well. Look how could not set and when he was to win, he finished tied for Boca. " Asked what he thought the referee's decision to charge Pezzotta penalty on the hour, Alderman said: "We believe in justice and in the beginning abide by its decisions. Anyway, we form a committee be issued on this issue when no one cares. " Meanwhile, city council spokesmen warn that too many records back and that it is necessary that the fundamental issues that plague the city, full compliance with all legal time. So prepare a document to the Malon, 1859 refusal, said that a deal will focus on the fall plenary session of Tsar Nicholas II. Lopes for what we have to wait.

Monday, March 20, 2006

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LOPES asked for the helicopter to De la Rua, Tinelli CHARGES AND SAYS: "I AM A POLITICAL PRISONER"


informed sources overtook him "The Crab Gaviotero" once called the arrest of Mayor Rodolfo Lopes by the judge Stemphelet, Bush would have requested the helicopter to the former - President Fernando de la Rua to flee when it sees fit from the heights of the Communal Palace.

Orden would have said "if I loaned the Passat to Jesus (N. de la R: Mayor of the party of the Coast), not think there is inconvenience that the pacifier to give me the helicopter."
Lopes
The idea would be to ask for political asylum in Villa Mitre and from there to captain the Anti-Tax Stateless Society and Reactionary ("SAFAR"), which operate in the shadows and tactical command to retrieve Society for the Promotion of the neighborhood along with the remains of the booty that remained of the campaign.

The sources commented that the current Secretary of Government, Professor Monica Grimberg, would have supported the airline's request, arguing that "Isabel if the soldiers took her out and went by helicopter to López Rega, I deserve the same treatment . Commissioner Maggi then assume the government, while my warlock and I face to the terrace .

Meanwhile, the mayor Lopes would be preparing your next statement, which is noted on the back of the recipes in "Tranquinal" :

- "A I also destabilized Tinelli "
-" I am a political prisoner ";
-" We'll get to the cause until the last consequences, and prove my innocence ";
-" I'll serve until the end of the month, and reimbursement me another 15 lucas "

Regarding the first statement, he recalled that at this time not issued any program on any channel Marcelo Tinelli the country, which Lopes commented: " Oh, no? ... ufa ... I do not see much TV, my commitment to the people leaves me no time. "

For their part, and consulted "The Crab ..." , the popular entertainer said "Lopes did not mimic" because "no one knows what" nor "what you do may cause some grace" (sic). - ---------------------------------------------



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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

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The roll-PES "Larraburu , BREITENSTEIN, TALAMONI GOMEZ, JESUS \u200b\u200bAND THE WIZARD MERLIN BROKE THE SILENCE AND DO NOT FIX OR WITH A CHECK OF THE CRAB Gaviotero

DAMASO Larraburu IS DEFENDED: "I had nothing to do with the raids on Gaviotero El Cangrejo"

After the surprise raids on the offices of the Editorial "Krusty " ( see more HERE) where you issue the popular tabloid "The Crab Gaviotero" , the ex - Member, ex - Candidate and former Mayor of All - Fridge Larraburu had to leave this morning to the crossing of rumors linking him as the mastermind of these procedures. "Everything Everyone knows that I am part of the Board of Banco Provincia - clarified - Note that the raids were at 9 and 20 am, when I, as a good bank, until 10 not move a finger. " Asked what he was doing on the morning of February 28, said he does not remember, but more likely it is to find "the broomrape grooming" or "solar in bed."

added that the legal proceedings " learned the two or three days, for a while that neither read the paper" explaining that "tends to overestimate my my influence and political power, when in fact I am a simple citizen like any other. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a conference call with George Double V (by Bush, R. n.) horn to see what we do with all the mess in the Middle East ".-

SPEAK BREITENSTEIN FROM GERMANY: "Where is that left Bay?"

Dr. Cristian Breitenstein told our correspondent in Bavaria that he "was trying not suit anyone mayor," as said response to a hypothetical Rodolfo Lopes conspiracy to succeed him in office. "I did not taste suit mayor, because I have very clear that I would be huge " - said. " Also, I'm quite calm in Germany and not going back at least until after the World: parties here are live and not have to take it to Buyanoski! "

When asked why he left the country when he was term as Councilman for two years, Breitenstein explained that he preferred to stay ahead of the facts and go now, instead of having to flee at the end of his post.

" Anyway, I serve my people here, - he said - though of course diet is in Euros. Note that the problems of the Danube are the same as the Arroyo Napostá, although in another language: here Tell them scream NIET the bridge! "

When you are stressed with the possibility of taking over the chair of Bordeu, Councilmember Breitenstein was inconclusive, exclaiming in a Germanic accent perfect "Aminomejoden !"


TALAMONI GOMEZ WILL NOT REPRESENT LOPES: " I do not advocate this, or in a Sumo tournament "

The criminal lawyer Leonardo Gomez told Talamoni "The Crab Gaviotero" that although he was tempted by people from around the mayor to take over the case, he declined the invitation because "Lopes to defend or not three dozen sandwiches de miga "(sic). According Talamoni, "my clients are usually scoundrels simple, sweeping, Pung, an occasional murderer, as long ... but this is more fucked people. " He admitted he had access to the case and its seven bodies of records, but did not advance much because it was " boring "and fell asleep on the second bill trout.

Talamoni concluded that "Lopes going to defend the same lawyer that the dentist Barreda, and if they start thinking, okay ... because the two go to jail for mine! Jua, jua ! In the mines ! Juaaaa ! Barreda lost by the woman and the mother and Rodolfo ... ! Jua ! Jua ! "They understand

?..." No, Talamoni. We do not understand.

OF JESUS \u200b\u200bIS NOT JUDAS: "How much municipal affair with the car, I was a sweet potato"

Juan de Jesus, Mayor of the Municipality of the Coast, denied having "sent to the front " a colleague and Rodolfo Lopes mate for having given the order for the City to go to Bariloche vacation. " Rodo no reason to complain. - Jesus said - I came to the push of a commissioner and I sang all to save me. But those are the codes of politics and I am sure in my place, he would do the same. Anyway, Rodo is like Amilcar Camphor, the popular despotism end ... it never going to happen ! ". Regarding the use
who gave the order, Bush said that " the people of Delhi can rest easy, since I returned this catramina decarbonized, washed and with the tank half full. I admit that I stepped on a straight bit in the Colorado River, but after that I swear I had a 140. "

concluded by saying he does not understand the anger of Bahía Blanca mayor, who had described as" tourist "and" reactionary . " According to Jesus, "Rodo I brought a box raw chocolate and the small apron. That's a lot more than I brought my mother . "

THE WIZARD OF MONICA GRIMBERG DISCLAIMS practicing black magic, " With it I can only Blonde Magic"

David Zomoza Merlin is a municipal employee, Mind Control instructor, reiki and bonsai in height. Recently achieved notoriety in the media attributed to him black magic practices to collaborate with the Secretariat of Government, Professor Monica Grimberg. Male
calm and friendly, spoke with "The Crab Gaviotero" while stirring a cauldron his wand. " I do not do weird things - warns, while added to the brew bat scratch widower Full Moon - although I admit having helped the teacher in everything asked me." Note that for the 2005 campaign of the Front for Victory made the so-called "Miracle of Multiplication Phones " devices that were used by officials to hear the voice of the people. According
Zomoza tells Merlin, " Monica recently were working with almost esoteric ability to levitate above the public, but there is no black magic in that, because everything happens for Mind Control. She controls both your mind erases every thought, to the extent that it may take months without a be known. "

When correspondent "The Crab ..." questioned him about how he got a plant by the council, issued a sympathetic Zomoza Merlin "Zim-Zala -bin" and were vaporized in the air, ending the interview. -------------------------------------------------
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Tuesday, March 7, 2006

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INDUPA AGAINST JUSTICE: "Following the raids to my office, the Office did not return my Commodore 64 "

So said the headline of this medium, Mr. Andoni Klaus Arancibia (AKA).
Equipment The kidnapping of costly delay the publication of this blog .-

As the public domain (if any of these issues to be public domain), on 28 February the Gustavo fiscal Zorzano A series of raids at City Hall, the department and Monica Rodolfo Lopes Grimberg (separately ... are two departments), a couple of advertisers (And probably innocent) and the offices of the Publisher "Krusty" where tabloid publishes "The Crab Gaviotero" . When the mate with croissants, members of the local DDI stormed the office of the firm and proceeded to kidnap for ransom without a lot of valuable elements: three pots Glostora, a jar of strawberry flavor Toddy, a giant Raul Padovani, several copies of the magazine "Antenna" and the album "Spring on Mars," red with yellow label that had the soundtrack of "SWAT." Andoni

Klaus Arancibia, Director of El Cangrejo Gaviotero - le expresó a El Cangrejo Gaviotero que “ a mí no me molesta que me revisen los cajones, lo que me pone de la nuca es que me dejen todo desordenado y no cierren bien la puerta de la heladera. ” Arancibia manifestó desconocer “ por qué se realizaron los allanamientos, si yo estoy con la cuota alimentaria al día ”, aunque admitió no estar extrañando porque su ex – esposa “ es una yegua ” (sic). Agregó que los efectivos “ se llevaron cosas que no han devuelto, como la Commodore 64 con la cual yo actualizaba el blog y la bombachita de pluma de gaviota que usaba mi secretaria en los carnavales cangrejeros . " Arancibia

states believe in justice, who is blind, but slowly. "At the time give an official statement, but not before leaving my stupor " he says. " always had a deep commitment to the truth, like last January when I told my nephew that the Kings were the parents. My sister almost killed me, but I am a journalist and the kid was eighteen . " He said that before talking await to be investigated to clarify the facts or-better-to the city council decides what to do about the serious institutional crisis in the city and that it passes through the middle. "Wait resolve any issues the council will give me time for documents, invoices trout, destroy evidence, complete new illegal ... age ... see my grandchildren grow up ... accompany them on their first illicit ... anyway: I have time to continue my normal life. Total ... I'm not going to happen! "

He concluded that" hope that everything that is happening not because of internal review is with the Cooperative Family "and will not bend to the procedures of the Office, which called "legal " and "reactionary ".-
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